....you've seen this. 100% no fun, nonsensical plot, zero characters, no sense of humor, (even Rob Zombie can crack a joke or two in his bad movies), and there just aren't any interesting visuals. Also, preachy much? The girls were cute, which is why I gave this 3 instead of 1 stars.
13 Reviews
Agonizing
bemyfriend-4018418 April 2021
Just bad
jwbleonard27 October 2018
Bad bad Saw ripoff.
bobbywell17 October 2018
I started this for some background noise while doing housework. It was so bad I stoped and changed movies 2/3 through. Bad acting. Retread idea. God Awful costumes. The writers know nothing about chemistry or weapons. The next Saw movie should use this as one of their tortures. I'm pretty sure someone would blind themselves rather than be forced to watch this all the way through.
Terribly Good, Keeps You Watching
jlotze-4839425 September 2021
Has the prerequisite elements
selfdestructo9 October 2022
But boy, does this go downhill fast. It starts off with some insane gore, then switches to a (primarily) all-foxy girl band, they all dress slutty, at least 3 get naked, and it has Dave Mustaine as the voice of Jigsa... wait, he was a disfigured soldier who fought in Pakistan, but he's the guy orchestrating the deadly games for this band and crew.
What deadly games, you ask? I dunno, check out the Saw franchise, which this movie blatantly steals from. There is even a twist in here, correct me if I'm wrong, that I've seen in a Saw movie (actually, the twist has got to be a trope by now). Someone mentioned Rob Zombie. Yes! The setup is directly lifted from House of 1000 Corpses (and can be seen in plenty of others), and some characters actions aped those found in The Devil's Rejects. But the Saw premise is so shameless, it's impossible to ignore. Plus the movie gets worse and worse the more it progresses. People just screaming at each other through this endless labyrinth of a SHACK... I thought it was stated there were 3 rooms?! Oh Dave, you are tricky.
Actually, I had semi-high hopes after seeing the trailer, it looked like a trashy good time, and what, Dave Mustaine is in it?! I suppose this is worth checking out, then shutting off midway through, if you like pretty women in a band dressed like slutty clown hookers. And that's my recommendation.
What deadly games, you ask? I dunno, check out the Saw franchise, which this movie blatantly steals from. There is even a twist in here, correct me if I'm wrong, that I've seen in a Saw movie (actually, the twist has got to be a trope by now). Someone mentioned Rob Zombie. Yes! The setup is directly lifted from House of 1000 Corpses (and can be seen in plenty of others), and some characters actions aped those found in The Devil's Rejects. But the Saw premise is so shameless, it's impossible to ignore. Plus the movie gets worse and worse the more it progresses. People just screaming at each other through this endless labyrinth of a SHACK... I thought it was stated there were 3 rooms?! Oh Dave, you are tricky.
Actually, I had semi-high hopes after seeing the trailer, it looked like a trashy good time, and what, Dave Mustaine is in it?! I suppose this is worth checking out, then shutting off midway through, if you like pretty women in a band dressed like slutty clown hookers. And that's my recommendation.
Nice & short, but still
vklv200214 March 2024
... a total waste of time. I only watched this because I'm a heavy metal fan, & Dave Mustaine plays a prominent role. It's not worth watching for him or for any other reason.
I would actually want to see the entire cast of this movie in a better movie. The sexy rock band girls, Richard Greico, Dave Mustaine, the smaller characters - the actors playing made this movie as good as it could be, which is still terrible. I think they could all be awesome in a better movie.
Considering that this movie was released by Cleopatra Records, who is mostly famous for lesser-known goth & industrial music releases, the music in "HPTKK" is pretty cool.
I would actually want to see the entire cast of this movie in a better movie. The sexy rock band girls, Richard Greico, Dave Mustaine, the smaller characters - the actors playing made this movie as good as it could be, which is still terrible. I think they could all be awesome in a better movie.
Considering that this movie was released by Cleopatra Records, who is mostly famous for lesser-known goth & industrial music releases, the music in "HPTKK" is pretty cool.
A Brilliant Masterpiece From God Himself
taylormellors27 October 2021
Warning: Spoilers
I have watched many "so-bad-they-are-good" movies, this is by far the best one I have ever seen. Nothing makes sense, all the band die, the action is terrible, the editing is on or with 2012 KSI and it all comes together to make this glorious piece of art. This isn't merely a movie, this is a truly transcendent experience that must be undertaken by every sentient being in the universe.
Fun
thestaindcreed13 November 2019
A fun romp with two of your favorite locked up jailbait Sara Malakul Lane & Kelly McCart. Is this like earth shattering cinema? No, but it's fun for what it is. A tortured and disfigured war veteran leads a band into his private lair filled with tests, trials, and traps to teach them the means of sacrifice. Requisite gore, breasts, and camp follow.
Interesting to watch and have fun :)
filipsfilips31 October 2017
What a crazy movie.I enjoy at halloween night :D The movie is really interesting and funny.Reality show like Saw,Nine Dead,House of 9....Movie have hole but its okay to watch.FOr real horror fans to watch, but others who don't like all genres especially slashers to avoid this.
Look at it for what it is: a horror z-movie. It succeeds at that.
kewlguitar4 January 2024
This is definitely not for everyone. You have to find an appreciation in bad movies to enjoy this. Personally, the mindset I take as I go into these kinds of movies is something like this:
"For the next hour and a half, I get to shut off my brain, forget everything and COMPLETELY suspend disbelief."
Then it's a jolly good time!
First things first: even through a dark and gritty warehouse, Sara Malakul Lane is simply a ray of sunshine. She's such a rare beauty; the kind where she has her own cachet and no one looks like her.
There are some nice ideas of intensely cruel acts (such as a full eye-gouging and removal scene) but it's not executed very well. But that doesn't mean it doesn't have its high moments and that the faint of heart won't squirmish profusely through this flick.
I actually like the industrial/punk music which plays throughout the movie even though it doesn't really fit, but the songs sound good.
The movie gets an extra 2 stars from me due to the fact that Dave Mustaine (singer of Megadeth) voices the psycho and you can hear him for 3/4 of the movie. His voice will carry you for the incoherent times.
Overall, a fun horror flick! If you like slasher horror, you've absolutely seen everything there is to see in this movie but it was better executed. It's Texas Chainsaw Massacre meets Saw meets Sinful Dwarf meets Halloween. BUT... Sara Malakul Lane!
"For the next hour and a half, I get to shut off my brain, forget everything and COMPLETELY suspend disbelief."
Then it's a jolly good time!
First things first: even through a dark and gritty warehouse, Sara Malakul Lane is simply a ray of sunshine. She's such a rare beauty; the kind where she has her own cachet and no one looks like her.
There are some nice ideas of intensely cruel acts (such as a full eye-gouging and removal scene) but it's not executed very well. But that doesn't mean it doesn't have its high moments and that the faint of heart won't squirmish profusely through this flick.
I actually like the industrial/punk music which plays throughout the movie even though it doesn't really fit, but the songs sound good.
The movie gets an extra 2 stars from me due to the fact that Dave Mustaine (singer of Megadeth) voices the psycho and you can hear him for 3/4 of the movie. His voice will carry you for the incoherent times.
Overall, a fun horror flick! If you like slasher horror, you've absolutely seen everything there is to see in this movie but it was better executed. It's Texas Chainsaw Massacre meets Saw meets Sinful Dwarf meets Halloween. BUT... Sara Malakul Lane!
Fun for some
skullfire-9662121 December 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Halloween Pussy Trap Kill! Kill! Is not as bad as some lower budget movies.
Richard Grieco puts in an honest day's work showing the potential of his youth was not merely hype.
Dave Mustaine is a perfect choice to voice the villian.
You will find that there is nothing original about this particular script, but, it's still a lot fun.
The truth is you should never allow yourself to take these types of movies too seriously.
Anyone finding themselves in any way disappointed by this venture, have only themselves to blame.
Halloween Pussy Trap Kill! Kill! Never claimed to be more than it is, a chance to kick back and turn loose of all of your stress and have fun.
This movie is not for most viewers, if the description and/or trailer do not appeal to you, then, you should avoid this film.
Richard Grieco puts in an honest day's work showing the potential of his youth was not merely hype.
Dave Mustaine is a perfect choice to voice the villian.
You will find that there is nothing original about this particular script, but, it's still a lot fun.
The truth is you should never allow yourself to take these types of movies too seriously.
Anyone finding themselves in any way disappointed by this venture, have only themselves to blame.
Halloween Pussy Trap Kill! Kill! Never claimed to be more than it is, a chance to kick back and turn loose of all of your stress and have fun.
This movie is not for most viewers, if the description and/or trailer do not appeal to you, then, you should avoid this film.
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