Family Guy (TV Series)
Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas (2017)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Carter Pewterschmidt
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Quotes
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Carter Pewterschmidt : All right, everyone. Grab your hot ciders and gather around the speaker phone. It's time to call *my* grandmother Nana Pewterschmidt.
Nana Pewterschmidt : [in German] Who is this?
Carter Pewterschmidt : [in German] Nana, it is Carter. Merry Christmas.
Nana Pewterschmidt : [in German] Merry Christmas.
Carter Pewterschmidt : [in German] I am here with Lois and her children, who send their love. How are you?
Nana Pewterschmidt : [in German] There are too many Jews in Brazil.
Chris Griffin : What did she say?
Carter Pewterschmidt : [looking uncomfortable] She... wishes you a merry Christmas.
Stewie Griffin : That's not what she said.
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Glenn Quagmire : Yeah Lois had to sell her clothes to get by. I mean I love having this underwear, I just... I just don't love why I have it.
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Peter Griffin : Well, I'm proud that all of my kids got into Ivy league puns, but what happened to Brian?
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Stewie Griffin : [after Peter's car has sideswiped the family with mud] The Clam's on the other side of town. He went out of his way to do this.
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Peter Griffin : What about the kids? How are they doing?
Patrick Swayze : See for yourself.
Chris : All right, everybody, I'm off to Colombia!
Peter : Chris got into Columbia?
Chris : South America. Where I will attempt to smuggle drugs back into the country in my rectum.
Peter : Ahh, I knew there was some kind of rug-pull coming.
Meg : And I'm off to Yale!
Peter : The lock maker?
Meg : The lock maker. Where I have a minimum wage job.
Peter : All right, okay, yeah I'm getting ahead of these.
Stewie : [now overweight] I'm going to Brown... four boxes of Jimmy Dean Pure Pork Sausage for my breakfast!
Peter : Well I'm proud all my kids got into Ivy League puns.