The Carmilla Movie (2017)

Elise Bauman: Laura Hollis

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Quotes 

• Laura Hollis : Hi, I'm Larua. These are my friends, and we'd be thrilled if you abandoned your plans to gruesomely murder us.

• Laura Hollis : So, we are gunna figure out who or what is doing this, and then we are gunna...

  Carmilla Karnstein : Gruesomely murder them.

  Laura Hollis : Stop them.

  [Carmilla rolls her eyes] 

• Laura Hollis : [Reporting the news]  A scandal brewing tonight on the steps of the capitol, as the president who, last month, was revealed to be an as-yet unidentified species of lizard creature with very small hands, refuses to produce his long-form hatching certificate.

• Laura Hollis : Do we really have to do this Nightmare on Elm Street crap?

  Elle : Fine.

  [Changes her knife into a teapot] 

  Elle : Let's speak as reasonable women.

• Laura Hollis : If this goes Romeo and Juliet on us, I'm totally going to haunt your ass.

  Carmilla Karnstein : Of course you are.

  [Carmilla kisses Laura] 

• Carmilla Karnstein : [Carmilla eyeing Laura in her ball gown]  Forty minutes to get you into that, huh? Bet I could get you out of it faster.

  [Kisses Laura with passion] 

  Laura Hollis : We're going to be late for the ball.

  Carmilla Karnstein : So let us be late.

• Carmilla Karnstein : You're wearing my brooch.

  Laura Hollis : Oh, Carm.

  Carmilla Karnstein : Did I scare you, my pet?

  Laura Hollis : You think? Sneaking around dressed like Lizzie Borden? Wait, why are you dressed like Lizzy Borden?

  Carmilla Karnstein : You mustn't be afraid.

  Laura Hollis : Why would I be afraid?

  Carmilla Karnstein : We shall die as lovers may. Die together... So that we may live together.

• Laura Hollis : So what has our Carm been up to as a living breathing human? She's definitely taking advantage of the old vampire trust fund. Bakery based gluttony, check. Sun tanning sloth, check. I-have-a-pulse-now lust, check. Well... Actually, I can't really complain about that last one.

• S. Lafontaine : [Holding up a monitor]  This is Carm, and she's, well dead. Except...

  Lola Perry : Except the resurrection spell is still running inside her, making her a living human.

  S. Lafontaine : It makes her heart beat, hair grow, and all the other things a regular human body does.

  Laura Hollis : Yeah, like a magic battery.

  Carmilla Karnstein : I thought we agreed we wouldn't call it that.

  S. Lafontaine : My vote is still with, Life Force.

  Carmilla Karnstein : No, that's even worse.

  Lola Perry : Oh! What about, um, what about your spark?

  S. Lafontaine : Hm... Does work pretty much like an ignition.

  Lola Perry : Spark it is! Spark, spark, spark.

  Carmilla Karnstein : I hope you're enjoying yourself.