- Grandma Sandy: You get reminded what a sack of shit you are five times a day, after a while, you can't believe *anyone* could ever love you.
- Ellie: We're gonna adopt a whole shitwhack of kids, and I am thankful that whoever has a problem with it can fuck right off!
- Karen: You're going to get some funny looks and people are going to say some stupid shit, but if you're willing to love these kids who need a mom and dad and somebody has a problem with that, you just ask them how many goddamn kids they've adopted.
- Juan: Do you like the Clippers?
- Pete: I'm more of a Lakers fan.
- [Pete throws the basketball at the net, it bounces off the ring and hits Juan in the face]
- Juan: You hit me because I like the Clippers!
- Pete: No, I think the Clippers are awesome. I think they were smart for trading Blake Griffin, their best player.
- Stewart: Nothing hard about *kids* . Ah! As long as you spend some time with them, they're cool. Most important thing, make sure the moms all get along.
- Sharon: Did you meet any kids that you're curious about?
- Pete: We met one little girl who was sitting all by herself, very sweet, a little guarded, kind of had a little wall around her. Really small for her age too, maybe a fetal alcohol thing or something?
- Sharon: I saw her... Oh, right there.
- Pete: The little sad-looking one with pigtails who seems like she's been chained to a radiator half her life.
- Sharon: Uh, that's my daughter.
- Pete: The radiator kid?
- Mrs. Fernandez: Things that matter are hard.
- Pete: Now I know where Brenda gets her inspiring speech thing.
- [Pete and Ellie mistakenly confront Charlie thinking he is Jacob]
- Ellie: It's that kid Jacob! Hey, I saw the picture you sent to her, Jacob.
- Pete: You're lucky I don't end your life right now, carrot top!
- Ellie: We're going to call your mom!
- Pete: You're going down today!
- Ellie: So what do you think of that, Jacob?
- Charlie: [sobbing] My name is not Jacob!
- Ellie: What?
- Charlie: It's Charlie!
- Lizzy: Guys, mom's here. Alright get up get up. Come on, come on, let's go. Lita, come on, get your stuff.
- Lita: Bye, Meatball.
- Lizzy: Hey. I've got a car seat for Lita if you don't have one. You guys picking us up? Where's mom?
- Sharon: She was supposed to meet us at the office this morning and she didn't show.
- Ellie: Oh no.
- Sharon: She didn't answer her phone.
- Lizzy: [Getting panicked] What-did you go to her house? What if something happened to her?
- Karen: Yes. We went to see her. She was very ashamed, she said she can't do it.
- Lizzy: No, she didn't. No because-Why-why would she um, why would she fill out all the forms and then the court stuff and reunification stuff? She didn't-.
- Karen: Lizzy, your mom said you filled out all those forms.
- Lizzy: [Voice breaking] Well I helped but so what?
- Sharon: She felt she was being pushed into something that she wasn't ready for.
- Lizzy: [In a pleading tone] No. No-I didn't push her, She's ready. Just-. Just-just let me talk to her, please, and then-. And then we can figure something out and-.
- Karen: Honey.
- Lizzy: [Sobbing] And she can take me home.
- Karen: Honey, when we saw her, it was obvious. She's using again. She's not coming, baby.
- Sharon: Sweetie, we're so sorry.