The Good Doctor (TV Series)

Point Three Percent (2017)

Chuku Modu: Dr. Jared Kalu

Quotes 

• Dr. Shaun Murphy : Good morning, everyone!

  Dr. Neil Melendez : Right on time. What, did you sleep here or use a teleporation device?

  Dr. Shaun Murphy : I used a teleportation device.

  [Claire snickers] 

  Dr. Shaun Murphy : Nonsensical questions usually imply sarcasm, which I've found people often answer sarcastically.

  Dr. Jared Kalu : Good one.

• Dr. Jared Kalu : The guy was in some serious pain. Ten milligrams of morphine worth.

  Dr. Claire Browne : Test results show elevated lipase, amylase, pancreatic enzymes.

  Dr. Jared Kalu : Pancreas is enlarged. Could be pancreatitis, maybe alcohol-induced.

  Dr. Claire Browne : The son said he smelled alcohol on his father at 6:00 in the morning.

  Dr. Jared Kalu : And anaphylaxis has been known to precipitate attacks of pancreatitis.

  Dr. Neil Melendez : Guess that's it, then.

  Dr. Claire Browne : Meaning you totally disagree.

  Dr. Neil Melendez : Not everyone who starts their day off with a mimosa fries their pancreas. Your eyesight must be a hell of a lot better than mine, because I can't see the entire pancreas due to the overlying bowel gas.

  Dr. Jared Kalu : We'll order an abdominal CT and take a better look.

  Dr. Neil Melendez : There you go. Where the hell is Murphy?

• Dr. Jared Kalu : Dr. Glassman?

  Dr. Aaron Glassman : Yeah?

  Dr. Jared Kalu : You used to be a neurosurgeon, right?

  Dr. Aaron Glassman : So they say.

• Dr. Aaron Glassman : As you've seen, allergic reactions get worse each time they happen. So a third one, that would be bad. That would be...

  [sardonic chuckle] 

  Dr. Aaron Glassman : That would be very bad. So we're gonna have to surgically remove all the cysts intact.

  Dr. Jared Kalu : Dr. Glassman's one of the most highly-acclaimed neurosurgeons in the state. You are very lucky to have him.

  Dr. Aaron Glassman : And Dr. Kalu is fast becoming a very accomplished flatterer. The cranial cyst, that is a big deal. We're gonna have to take off the top of your skull.

  Mr. Wilks : You'd be digging into my brain?

  Dr. Aaron Glassman : Well, yeah. Pretty much. With saline. We use it to gently displace the cyst, and then poof, it magically pops out. Kind of like delivering a baby. You know, if childbirth were painless.

• Dr. Jared Kalu : As a wise person once said, "Holding a grudge is a stone in your heart."

• Dr. Jared Kalu : It's not about how small or how big the venture is. It's about doing something that's yours.