The late porn label American Xcess handled mainly British imports, and that's why I bought many of their titles on DVD. But this very badly made effort (directed by an erstwhile cameraman Barry Wood) is fronted by an untalented old comic with a British accent and that fooled me into purchasing a crummy Chatsworth production. n Jonathan Moore as Uncle Pervy is hardly talented giving idiotic closeup introductions to each of five porn segments, joined together like those dreaded Loop Carriers of the '70s. The actresses, some domestic, some typical Euro models, aren't very attractive, and the studs are chosen merely for dick size, e.g., Chris Charming.
It's all asinine raw sex, without the promised perversions and some completely irrelevant jailhouse NonSex filler when Moore is thrown in the hoosegow for apparently being a pervert.
The only takeaway is the presence of blonde Angela Stone, an actress who I previously encountered in one of Girlfriends Films' lesbian extravaganzas starring Deauxma as the Road Queen. Stone's evidently famous (within the Adult industry that is) ability to expel lengthy fountains of squirt is preserved here during the end credits.
It's all asinine raw sex, without the promised perversions and some completely irrelevant jailhouse NonSex filler when Moore is thrown in the hoosegow for apparently being a pervert.
The only takeaway is the presence of blonde Angela Stone, an actress who I previously encountered in one of Girlfriends Films' lesbian extravaganzas starring Deauxma as the Road Queen. Stone's evidently famous (within the Adult industry that is) ability to expel lengthy fountains of squirt is preserved here during the end credits.