- Cora Vasquez: Check this out. It's all from your Dad. Detailed description of both perps. We got weapons, scars, tattoos. It's the best eyewitness we've ever had.
- Tony Caruso Jr.: Doesn't surprise me. He's been to thousands of crime scenes. Of course, half the time he's fleeing.
- Burl Loomis: [at Tony's new place] This your first restaurant?
- Ryan: No.
- Burl Loomis: Is this your first tablecloth?
- Ryan: I think it is.
- Tony Caruso Sr.: [in the confessional] There's no right answer.
- Father Kokesh: There *is* a right answer.
- Tony Caruso Sr.: It's such a grey area.
- Father Kokesh: It's *not* a grey area.
- Tony Caruso Sr.: Bottom line, Father Kokesh. What would you do, if you were me?
- Father Kokesh: I would turn them in.
- Tony Caruso Sr.: Father with all due respect. I don't think you heard the question. What would you do, if you were *me*?
- Frankie the Risotto Lover: Hey Tony, the risotto is delicious.
- Tony Caruso Sr.: Well Frankie, thank you very much. You know that's my grandmother's recipe and she's in heaven so you're never going to get to tell her that.
- Tony Caruso Sr.: Hey you're honor, so nice to see you sir. How nice of you to be with us tonight. Now wait a minute, come on, you can afford a better bottle of wine than this. This is what the honest judges drink.