Atypical (TV Series)
That's My Sweatshirt (2017)
Keir Gilchrist: Sam Gardner
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Quotes
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Sam : [in his counseling session] I don't always love new things, but that's just a smart survival instinct. Do you think that a bearded seal would last very long if it said, "Well, I've never seen that animal before with the sharp teeth and beautiful white fur. I'll walk over and meet him."No! No, he wouldn't, because that's how you become a polar bear's dinner.
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[first lines]
Sam : [narrating] Before I started working at Techtropolis, I learned everything about it the products they sell, the rules and procedures for employees, how not to tell customers they smell bad even if they do. And I had a sit-down with Bob the manager, who has hairy knuckles, but is nice.
Boss : [walking up] Sam? Your shift ended 20 minutes ago. Is everything okay?
Sam : Yes, I'm fine, thank you. I had curly fries for lunch, and I have a girlfriend now.
Boss : Okay. Wow! Congratulations. Tell me about her. You know, what's the lucky lady's name?
Sam : Which one?
Boss : Your girlfriend.
Sam : Oh. Her name is Paige, and she has blonde hair. She's bossy and touches all of my stuff. She was born in New Jersey in the same town as Queen Latifah, and she's coming over today after work.
Boss : Oh, yeah. I get it. I have a wife, so... You take all the time you need...
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Sam : [to his sister] You're just like Paige. But instead of touching my books and my turtle, you're touching my girlfriend. I'm glad you're going to that new school, because you will not be around to bother me.
