Doctor Who (TV Series)
Twice Upon a Time (2017)
Mark Gatiss: The Captain
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Quotes
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The Doctor : [the 1st Doctor - talking in a bit 'dated' manner, tries to impress upon Bill Potts that the computer-generated lady is, after all, a woman] Oh, my dear, I - I hope it doesn't offend you, that I have had some experience with the, uh, 'fairer sex'.
[Twelfth Doctor is cringing at "himself", because he knows what's coming...]
Bill Potts : Me, too.
[First Doctor and the Captain stare in shock]
The Captain : Good lord.
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The Captain : Is this madness? Am I going mad?
Twelfth Doctor : Madness? Well, you're an officer from World War One at the South Pole, being pursued by an alien through frozen time. Madness was never this good.
The Captain : World War One?
Twelfth Doctor : Judging by the uniform, yes.
The Captain : Yes, but what do you mean... one?
Twelfth Doctor : Oh... sorry. Spoilers.
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The Captain : Who are you people?
First Doctor : I am the Doctor and this is my...
Twelfth Doctor : It's complicated, actually I am also...
First Doctor : ...my nurse.
Twelfth Doctor : Excuse me?
First Doctor : I realize that seems a little improbable...
Twelfth Doctor : Well, yes.
First Doctor : ...because he is a man!
Twelfth Doctor : What?
First Doctor : Older gentlemen, like women, can be put to use.
Twelfth Doctor : You can't say things like that.
First Doctor : Can't I? Says who?
Twelfth Doctor : Just about everyone you're gonna meet for the rest of your life.