Doctor Who (TV Series)

Twice Upon a Time (2017)

David Bradley: The Doctor

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• First Doctor : [the Twelfth Doctor holds up his right hand to the First Doctor, which is glowing with regeneration energy that he is suppressing]  You are me? No! No!

  Twelfth Doctor : Yes, yes, I'm very much afraid so.

  First Doctor : Do I... become you?

  Twelfth Doctor : Well, there's a few false starts, but you get there in the end.

  [smiles broadly] 

  First Doctor : But I thought...

  Twelfth Doctor : What?

  First Doctor : Well. I assumed, I'd get... younger.

  Twelfth Doctor : [deeply insulted]  I am younger!

• The Doctor : [the 1st Doctor - talking in a bit 'dated' manner, tries to impress upon Bill Potts that the computer-generated lady is, after all, a woman]  Oh, my dear, I - I hope it doesn't offend you, that I have had some experience with the, uh, 'fairer sex'.

  [Twelfth Doctor is cringing at "himself", because he knows what's coming...] 

  Bill Potts : Me, too.

  [First Doctor and the Captain stare in shock] 

  The Captain : Good lord.

• Bill : [to the Twelfth Doctor]  You're a stupid bloody arse!

  First Doctor : If I hear any more language like that from you, young lady, you're in for a golly good smacked bottom.

  [he leaves] 

  Twelfth Doctor : [embarrassed]  Can we just pretend that that never happened?

  Bill : I'm a broad-minded girl. I mean, I know we have this whole professor-student thing going on, but...

  Twelfth Doctor : Can we just never, ever talk about this again?

  Bill : I hope we talk about it loads.

  [chuckles] 

  Bill : I hope we spend years laughing about it. Come back alive!

• The Captain : Who are you people?

  First Doctor : I am the Doctor and this is my...

  Twelfth Doctor : It's complicated, actually I am also...

  First Doctor : ...my nurse.

  Twelfth Doctor : Excuse me?

  First Doctor : I realize that seems a little improbable...

  Twelfth Doctor : Well, yes.

  First Doctor : ...because he is a man!

  Twelfth Doctor : What?

  First Doctor : Older gentlemen, like women, can be put to use.

  Twelfth Doctor : You can't say things like that.

  First Doctor : Can't I? Says who?

  Twelfth Doctor : Just about everyone you're gonna meet for the rest of your life.