The Good Place (TV Series)
Dance Dance Resolution (2017)
William Jackson Harper: Chidi Anagonye
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Quotes
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Eleanor Shellstrop : This is the Bad Place. I forking knew it! And clam chowder is disgusting. It's just hot ocean milk with dead animal croutons.
Chidi Anagonye : What-what do we do? Panic? Freak? I usually panic, but I am happy to freak.
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Chidi Anagonye : Michael, what do we do here?
Michael : I don't know. Apparently, the Bad Place knows one of you actually belongs down there with them, and they want that person to get inside the obelisk, or they're gonna take all of you.
Jason Mendoza : I can't go! I'm too young to die! And too old to eat off the kids' menu! What a stupid age I am!
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Eleanor Shellstrop : I know it says here that we already tried throwing Tahani under the bus, but maybe we should revisit that. Throw her a little harder. Maybe under a bigger bus. What do you think?
Chidi Anagonye : I think this is pointless. We're trapped in a warped version of Nietzsche's eternal recurrence.
Eleanor Shellstrop : [sarcastic] Oh, cool! More philosphy! That'll help us.
Chidi Anagonye : Well, don't you see the problem? We are experiencing karma, but we can't learn from our mistakes because our memories keep getting erased. It's an epistomological nightmare.
Eleanor Shellstrop : Ugh! Even your nightmares are boring.
Chidi Anagonye : You are so mean, Eleanor. You're just like those childhood bullies who said I would never get tenure.
Eleanor Shellstrop : And you are so irritating! In one of these reboots, I probably strangled you and then went to the Even Worse Place. But you know what? I bet it was worth it.
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Eleanor Shellstrop : We have to stay cool. As my mom always used to say, if a cop handcuffs you to a bike rack, there's always something you can gnaw through.
Chidi Anagonye : Your mom always said that?
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Chidi Anagonye : So, Aristotle believes your character is voluntary, because... uh, are you ignoring me right now? It's day two of our ethics lessons, and you're already tuning out?
Eleanor Shellstrop : No, sorry. I just got distracted for a second. The last thing I remember you saying is... nothing. Can you start from the beginning?
