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Selina Meyer : If I ever needed a miracle, it is right now.
Richard Splett : Ma'am, there's been a mass shooting in a mall in Phoenix. Twenty-seven people have been killed.
Selina Meyer : [Everybody reacts in shock and sadness] Hohhh...
[Something dawns on Selina. Dan, Kent and Amy have the same idea]
Selina Meyer : This can... work for us?
Dan Egan : Yes, because we couldn't possibly announce now out of respect for the victims.
Selina Meyer : Halle-fuckin'-lujah! We have to send that shooter a nice thank-you card.
Richard Splett : Actually, he shot himself before he could be apprehended. I'll send something to his wife.
[Continues to read about the incident on his smartphone]
Richard Splett : Oh. Actually, he shot her first.
