- [Mack punches out Virgil]
- Phil Coulson: Mack.
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: You okay? What the hell's going on?
- Phil Coulson: I was about to find out.
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: Oh, my bad. I see a dirty looking dude hovering over you with a crazy looking gun. I acted on impulse. Where'd that rock send us?
- Phil Coulson: Well, I don't have many details, but I do know we're in space.
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: Yeah, that makes sense. That's one thing we haven't done yet.
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: It's stupid. Just stupid.
- Phil Coulson: All right, I get it.
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: Look, I'm just saying, what good is it having a state-of-the robotic hand if you don't have it on you when your kidnapped by Martians?
- Elena 'Yo-Yo' Rodriguez: Looks like he's got both hands to me.
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: Ah, that's his civvy hand. It's just a prosthetic without all the cool doodads. It should've been a hook. At least you can stab things with a hook.
- Phil Coulson: Thought I was gonna be arrested.
- Elena 'Yo-Yo' Rodriguez: So, wait, that one doesn't have a blowtorch or the laser gun or anything?
- Phil Coulson: First of all, I'm not Inspector Gadget. And second of all, the authorities would've confiscated it. Prison's bad enough without being down an appendage.
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: First rule of Boy Scouts is always come prepared.
- Jemma Simmons: How were we supposed to be prepared for this, Mack?
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: I don't know, we gotta be prepared for everything, apparently. Look, not a day ago, I was trapped inside a-a computer-generated mind prison, and now... You know what? You know what, Coulson? I'm out. I'm out. We get through this, I am packing it in.
- Phil Coulson: Sorry, Mack. You already quit years ago.
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: Yeah, well, I didn't quit hard enough. Look, I'm not comfortable at the pace at which we deal with new trials and tribulations.
- Jemma Simmons: Again, let's not postulate. Let's apply scientific principles and consider the evidence we have.
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: Look, this is magic, okay? Can we all agree this is magic at play?
- Jemma Simmons: Magic is just science we don't understand yet.
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: Ah, please. We just got zapped through space by Stonehenge, we're trying to rule out a flaming-headed demon from east L.A.? Science my ass.
- Phil Coulson: We should split up.
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: Aw, hell no. No, no. We are sticking together 100 percent. Haven't you ever seen an Alien movie?
- Daisy 'Skye' Johnson: Mack, it's the best way to cover the most ground.
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: Okay, you see, you see, that's exactly what they say before they get picked off one by one, and you know who the first one will be.
- Jemma Simmons: Fury never said anything about deep space outposts being developed, did he?
- Phil Coulson: There was nothing like this in his black box.
- Elena 'Yo-Yo' Rodriguez: So, wait, S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't have a space division called S.P.E.A.R. or something?
- [Couslon nods no]
- Elena 'Yo-Yo' Rodriguez: Really? I always thought you guys had people hiding on the moon.
- Melinda May: Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
- Jemma Simmons: I know, May. I recognize all of these constellations.
- Melinda May: I meant that.
- [sees the remains of a destroyed planet Earth plus a school bus]
- Jemma Simmons: No reason to send a message back to Earth.
- Phil Coulson: [Tries to wake Virgil after Mack knocked him out] Geez, Mack. How hard did you hit him?
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: What do you mean? As hard as I possibly could. Look, I don't half-hit people. It's a punch. That's why it's called a punch.
- Phil Coulson: So, then why did the Kree build this place?
- Deke Shaw: They didn't build the bunker. Humans did. Why don't you know these things? Even in waste processing, they know the history... You're not from processing, are you?
- Phil Coulson: No. I was enjoying a meal, and then I was taken and zapped to this place. I'm from Earth.
- Deke Shaw: Yeah, well, that would be the one thing I do know, wing nut. But from where? What area?
- Phil Coulson: Manitowoc, Wisconsin.
- Deke Shaw: Are you high on something? Can I have some?
- Daisy 'Skye' Johnson: Hey. What are you gonna do with our friends?
- Kree Captain: Whatever we want. Experiment. They knew the rules, and they broke it.
- Daisy 'Skye' Johnson: They're not gonna make it easy for you.
- Kree Captain: No. They'll beg for their lives as you humans always do. I've done 22 rotations, and I have never observed anything else.
- Phil Coulson: [finding a postcard from Ontario] Here we go. Wow. It looks like he's from Earth.
- Elena 'Yo-Yo' Rodriguez: Or he ate someone from Earth.