Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)
Orientation: Part 1 (2017)
Natalia Cordova-Buckley: Elena 'Yo-Yo' Rodriguez
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Quotes
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Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : It's stupid. Just stupid.
Phil Coulson : All right, I get it.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Look, I'm just saying, what good is it having a state-of-the robotic hand if you don't have it on you when your kidnapped by Martians?
Elena 'Yo-Yo' Rodriguez : Looks like he's got both hands to me.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Ah, that's his civvy hand. It's just a prosthetic without all the cool doodads. It should've been a hook. At least you can stab things with a hook.
Phil Coulson : Thought I was gonna be arrested.
Elena 'Yo-Yo' Rodriguez : So, wait, that one doesn't have a blowtorch or the laser gun or anything?
Phil Coulson : First of all, I'm not Inspector Gadget. And second of all, the authorities would've confiscated it. Prison's bad enough without being down an appendage.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : First rule of Boy Scouts is always come prepared.
Jemma Simmons : How were we supposed to be prepared for this, Mack?
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : I don't know, we gotta be prepared for everything, apparently. Look, not a day ago, I was trapped inside a-a computer-generated mind prison, and now... You know what? You know what, Coulson? I'm out. I'm out. We get through this, I am packing it in.
Phil Coulson : Sorry, Mack. You already quit years ago.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Yeah, well, I didn't quit hard enough. Look, I'm not comfortable at the pace at which we deal with new trials and tribulations.
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Jemma Simmons : Fury never said anything about deep space outposts being developed, did he?
Phil Coulson : There was nothing like this in his black box.
Elena 'Yo-Yo' Rodriguez : So, wait, S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't have a space division called S.P.E.A.R. or something?
[Couslon nods no]
Elena 'Yo-Yo' Rodriguez : Really? I always thought you guys had people hiding on the moon.
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Phil Coulson : [finding a postcard from Ontario] Here we go. Wow. It looks like he's from Earth.
Elena 'Yo-Yo' Rodriguez : Or he ate someone from Earth.