...the missing half of the movie must have been where the $10,000 budget went. There isn't even a sad, overwrought student film sense to it. It is that horrible Kevin Lucero Less mugging at the camera with two lights on either side of his head, rambling. Then some long shots of driftwood. Eventually a woman, who apparently wandered off from a pharmaceutical commercial, appears. More logs. then she's on a beach. Then a train metaphor. More of Laurence Oblivier.
Save half-an-hour of your life and go for a 30-min walk instead of watching this.
Save half-an-hour of your life and go for a 30-min walk instead of watching this.