- WEIRD AL: I can not approve of this attraction/Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad/A huge Tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer/Well I suppose that proves... they're really not that bad
- WEIRD AL: Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark/All the dinosaurs are running wild/Someone shut the fence off in the rain/I admit it's kinda eerie/But this proves my chaos theory/And I don't think I'll be coming back again/Oh no
- WEIRD AL: I'm afraid those things'll harm me/Cause they sure don't act like Barney/And they think that I'm their dinner not their friend/Oh no
- WEIRD AL: jurassic park is frighting in the dark all the dinosaurs are running wild. someone shut the fence off in the rain. im afraid will hsrd me cause the those things will hsrd cause they sure dont act like barney and they think im there dinner not their friend.