- Eccentric Passenger: [gets out of car] Go! Go!
- [car drives away]
- Eccentric Passenger: You went away. It'll make me feel better. But I don't know how I'm going to get through.
- [man enters the backseat of the car]
- Eccentric Passenger: I smell youth!
- [takes off sunglasses, looks at Neil in the front passenger seat]
- Eccentric Passenger: Vintage youth.
- Chris Lowe: Where you from?
- Neil Tennant: Yes, where are you from?
- Eccentric Passenger: I'm glad you asked me twice. You see, I'm a bilingual. I'm a bilingual illiterate. I can't read in two languages.