Eugene: Blondie, great news! Your dad just asked me to steal the Royal Seal of Equis for him!
Rapunzel: Stealing from Equis? That doesn't sound like a great idea. Did you know that they have over a thousand guards on duty at any given time?
Eugene: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, but don't you see? It's the perfect way for me to prove to him I'm more than just some nitwit thief!
Rapunzel: By stealing something?
Eugene: No. By stealing something... *well*.