Don Rickles: Self - Guest

Quotes 

• Don Rickles : Ed, have you ever been to the south of France?

  Ed McMahon : Yes, I have.

  Don Rickles : Yes - you've been all over; that's a dumb question to ask you. I mean, you're like a barge - they put a flag on your can, you'll go anyplace.

• Don Rickles : Frank Sinatra - who is one of the great stars of our time. And we say this 'cause, uh, he has Ed's sister and my aunt in custody.

• Don Rickles : [on Johnny and the French]  They don't know you over there! Why don't you be a man about it? You and Newhart - you lie; I hate that! Nobody knows you - they only know Frank! And I'm gonna see to it that you get hurt!

• Angie Dickinson : You're being so well-behaved with me tonight - it threw me.

  Don Rickles : Well, I think I'm... Well, when I'm in your company, I'm at a clinic... No - you're so beautiful and, uh... I love my wife, but she *is* ill.