- Rowena MacLeod: Are you very sure I can't just enslave some townsfolk and make them take us to the girls?
- Sam Winchester: I'm very sure you can, but I'm also very sure you shouldn't.
- Rowena MacLeod: Bless your precious heart, you just described my entire life.
- Rowena MacLeod: Tell me, did they get to fifth base?
- Dean Winchester: There's no such thing as fifth base.
- Rowena MacLeod: Oh, you poor, sheltered boy.