- Ralph Dibny: [sneezes his face into his hands] Is that my face?
- Joe West: [vomits] Four years seeing this stuff, I finally puked.
- Dr. Harry Wells: All I'm saying is, set a trap, okay? Beat him at his own game. Set a trap.
- Cisco Ramon: Set a trap.
- Dr. Harry Wells: That's right, a trap.
- Cisco Ramon: A trap, I can do. 'Cause he may be the Predator, but I'm the Schwarzenegger.
- Ralph Dibny: I farted. I'm not sure everything's still where it's supposed to be down there.
- Caitlin Snow: Drink this.
- Ralph Dibny: What is it? I just don't drink stuff. My body is a temple.
- Caitlin Snow: Clearly. Drink it.
- Ralph Dibny: I wanna know what it is.
- Caitlin Snow: It's 17% alcohol.
- Ralph Dibny: You should have left with that, sister.
- [drinks it]
- Ralph Dibny: Ugh! What was that?
- Caitlin Snow: It's a serum of sulfur dioxide, zinc oxide, and steric acid to cross-link your polymerized cells.
- Ralph Dibny: In English.
- Caitlin Snow: It's gonna fix you.
- Joe West: [seeing Barry looking at him] What?
- Barry Allen: I don't know. There's... this morning, you're, like... glowing.
- Joe West: What do you mean "glowing"?
- Barry Allen: I just mean, like, you got, like, a warmth about you. Like a Lite-Brite.
- Joe West: There's no warmth. No glow. And I ain't no damn Lite-Brite. You're wasting time. S.T.A.R. Labs.
- Barry Allen: [to himself as Joe leaves] Glowing and irritable.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Any father would be happy to have you date his daughter, except me. Can't date my daughter, all right? Can't date Jesse. Jesse's off limits.
- Cisco Ramon: Went for the compliment, did not stick the landing.
- Caitlin Snow: Why is the scariest person I've ever seen roaming our halls?
- Barry Allen, Joe West: Cisco.
- Joe West: Cisco, who is this?
- Cisco Ramon: This is Breacher. AKA Gypsy's father.
- Barry Allen: Oh. Yeah, I, um, can see the resemblance.
- Breacher: There is no resemblance.
- Joe West: Joe West.
- Breacher: A fellow law man. You, I can respect.
- Cisco Ramon: And Harry Wells back there.
- Breacher: You look like someone I once sent my daughter to kill.
- Dr. Harry Wells: I get that a lot.
- Barry Allen: [about a photo of Ralph Dibny] That's him.
- Iris West: Oh. He's handsome in a square-jawwed Oliver Queen kind of way.
- Barry Allen: For real?
- Iris West: Babe, you know I've only got eyes for you.
- Breacher: I feel a code-17 breach in progress. We have to leave now, Cynthia.
- Cisco Ramon: Cyn - Cynthia? Cynthia. What's your dad's name?
- Breacher: Josh.
- Cisco Ramon: [laughs] Cynthia and Josh. That's great. Not so scary now, Cynthia.
- Gypsy: Keep calling me that. See what happens.
- Cisco Ramon: All right. See you around... Gypsy.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Ramon, what did you say? You said no powers?
- [Cisco holds up a tool as a non-verbal question if he can take it]
- Dr. Harry Wells: Yeah, go ahead. Well, in addition to being Vibe, you have another superpower: you're smart in here.
- [indicating his brain]
- Dr. Harry Wells: All right? Outwardly, you're weak. All right?
- [Cisco holds up a machete]
- Dr. Harry Wells: Too much. But use your outwardly weak appearance to your advantage. He's gonna anticipate a pathetic target. Well, you're pathetic. You're pathetic. You're weak.
- Cisco Ramon: Not helping, just hurting.
- Cisco Ramon: Ah, three coffees. How about you, huh? Ready for some hot java?
- Breacher: We don't have coffee on my Earth. Crops were destroyed. My world was attacked... invaded... by the worst, most evil creatures in the multiverse. I'll never drink coffee again.
- Cisco Ramon: This thing we got going on, this is real good.
- Gypsy: It's okay.
- Cisco Ramon: What?
- Gypsy: I'm just kidding. It's better than okay.
- Cisco Ramon: Yeah, that's right it's better than okay. But because of that, I think we're at a place in our relationship where the guy says to his girl those three magic words.
- Gypsy: What... what three words?
- Cisco Ramon: What's your name?
- Gypsy: Um, oh. Well, that is technically four words.
- Cisco Ramon: Mmm, actually, technically, it's three words 'cause contractions are one word. That's how grammar works. That's not the point, though.
- Gypsy: My name is Gypsy.
- Cisco Ramon: For real? So, you were born, and somebody was just, like, "I'm gonna name you Gypsy"?
- Gypsy: Gypsy is what I like to be called. It is mysterious. And it's moody.
- Cisco Ramon: Hmm. Moody's right.
- Barry Allen: What's happening?
- Joe West: Mayor Bellows is on his re-election campaign.
- Mayor Anthony Bellows: Detective Joe West. Keep up the good work. What do you say, Joe?
- [the reporters all turn to look at him]
- Joe West: [uncomfortable in the spotlight] I'll... I'll do that.
- Mayor Anthony Bellows: [the reporters turn back] And that's why he's not a politician.
- Joe West: You took the photos down from your mother's case.
- Barry Allen: Yeah, well, the case was solved. This one isn't. We got these two. Kilg%re and Hazard. But that still leaves ten metahumans that were created when I came out of the Speed Force.
- Joe West: How hard can it be to track down ten bus passengers?
- Barry Allen: According to the Department of Transportation, over 900 people rode that bus that day.
- Joe West: What about the bus driver?
- Barry Allen: That's where things get more interesting. He's dead. Drowned in his own bathtub.
- Joe West: [sarcastic] That's not too suspicious.
- Barry Allen: Harry said it was all connected. I think he's right.
- Barry Allen: [Cisco has told Breacher that Barry is his personal assistant] What are you doing?
- Cisco Ramon: I wanted to impress him, and now I can't stop.
- Iris West: Looks like someone tossed this place.
- Barry Allen: Yeah. Probably the same guys that hung Dibny off the roof.
- Iris West: Why do you think?
- Barry Allen: I dunno. Guy like that probably has a long list of people that wanna toss him off rooftops.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Coffee didn't go well, I take it?
- Cisco Ramon: Well, Gypsy's dad wants to hunt me for twenty-four hours to see if I'm worthy of his daughter - no powers - so, don't know what the hell I'm supposed to do about that.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Fight back.
- Cisco Ramon: I swear, it's like you're trying to listen, but you just nod while you're thinking of something else. You're doing it right now.
- Barry Allen: What made you look into Mayor Bellows in the first place?
- Ralph Dibny: Oh, it was a client. Asked me to follow the mayor. Never met him, though. He did everything over the phone.
- Barry Allen: Who was it?
- Ralph Dibny: Only gave me his last name. DeVoe.
- [Barry flashes back to Abra Kadabra and Savitar mentioning DeVoe]
- Ralph Dibny: What's wrong? The name DeVoe mean something to you?
- [Barry gives a small nod]
- Ralph Dibny: I smell a mystery.
- Cisco Ramon: Well, we've reached the end of our road. We had some stumbles along the way, but we pulled it together. We made it home.
- Breacher: I hate you.
- Cisco Ramon: Wow. Really thought that one would work.
- Breacher: But I respect you. You're a steadfast warrior who would fight the fiercest of enemies to protect your friend and the only person I love.
- Cisco Ramon: With my dying breath, sir.
- Breacher: I know that. But I still hate you.
- Barry Allen: What if I had a job for you?
- Ralph Dibny: I wanna laugh really hard right now, but I'm afraid my face will fall off again.
- Barry Allen: I can't change what has happened between us in the past, but I can offer you a chance to change what happens in our future.
- Ralph Dibny: How?
- Barry Allen: Let my team and I study your powers, figure out how to improve them, see what your limitations are. And let me train you.
- Ralph Dibny: Train me? For what?
- Barry Allen: To do what I do. To be a detective again, Ralph. A real one. Like, it's not gonna be easy. I'm gonna push you to your limit. I think it's safe to say some days you're gonna hate me.
- Ralph Dibny: Allen, it's safe to say that I always hate you. Do I get a cool super hero name?
- Barry Allen: What do you think about... Plastic Man?
- Ralph Dibny: I think that's the dumbest name I've ever heard of.
- Barry Allen: Yeah, Cisco comes up with the names.
- Ralph Dibny: It's better that way.
- Barry Allen: What do you say?
- [Dibny stretches his arm to Barry and they shake hands]
- Barry Allen: What's your business with Mayor Bellows?
- Ralph Dibny: Nothing, just calling to tell him what a swell job I think he's doing.
- Barry Allen: 15 times?
- Ralph Dibny: 12 of those were butt dials.
- The Flash: You can met me up there.
- Ralph Dibny: Me? How?
- The Flash: You can stretch. Grab it.
- Ralph Dibny: Are you-are you crazy? I can't do that.
- The Flash: Yes, you can. All right. I know that you have it inside of you to help someone other than yourself. I know you, Ralph.
- Ralph Dibny: How could you possibly know me?
- [the Flash takes off his cowl revealing his identity to Ralph]
- Ralph Dibny: Dude, are you kidding me? You're the Flash? Everyone gets struck by lightning and dies, and you get super powers?
- The Flash: Ralph, yeah, that's right.
- Breacher: [to Cisco] Your assistant's a speedster?
- Ralph Dibny: I liked the Flash. Now I have to hate the Flash.
- The Flash: Ralph, focus. I need you to do this. Joe needs you to do this. Please. Show me I was wrong about you. You said you were a good cop. Be one right now.