The Flash (TV Series)

Luck Be a Lady (2017)

Tom Cavanagh: Dr. Harry Wells

Quotes 

• Cisco Ramon : Okay, you know what? This is exactly why we didn't contact you, 'cause the last thing we need around her is more of your salty-ass attitude.

  Dr. Harry Wells : If you don't need my salty attitude, then maybe you should carry on without me. I'll let myself out.

  Cisco Ramon : Oh, are you going back to your Earth? I'll breach you there right now.

  Dr. Harry Wells : [mocking in a high voice]  "I'll breach you there right now!"

  Cisco Ramon : That's not what I sound like. That was really high.

• Cisco Ramon : That's the least secure security footage I've ever seen.

  Barry Allen : Yeah, that's not even the strangest thing she made happen. I mean, I slipped on a barrel of marbles. It was like I was in a cartoon.

  Caitlin Snow : That's some serious bad luck.

  Dr. Harry Wells : Yeah, there's no such thing as luck.

  Cisco Ramon : Yeah? Tell that to my cousin Hector. He got jinxed by an ex. Hasn't been able to find a mall parking spot for three years.

• Dr. Harry Wells : A break-up cube is, uh... kind of what it sounds like. You know, you record a message for the person you want to... the person, and, uh, pick a music setting, and then there's a tissue that pops out if you need that. You know, a break-up cube.

  Wally West : Jesse's breaking up with me with a cube?

  [Harry taps his nose, the non-verbal "yes" gesture] 

  Caitlin Snow : Seems like a really convenient way to break somebody's heart.

  Dr. Harry Wells : Exactly.

  Wally West : What did she say, in the message?

  Dr. Harry Wells : You know, you heard. You... you're a great guy... I don't remember.

  Wally West : Don't you have total recall?

  Dr. Harry Wells : Yeah. No. No. Don't. I did. I don't. I did, but I don't.

• Cisco Ramon : Every time we try to do something right, it goes horribly wrong.

  Wally West : We're cursed.

  Iris West : Maybe we should burn some sage.

  Barry Allen : Guys, we're not cursed.

  Dr. Harry Wells : You're not cursed. You should be cursed at.

  Cisco Ramon : Okay, why should we be cursed at?

  Dr. Harry Wells : You should be cursed at because you opened the Speed Force without consulting me.

  Barry Allen : Okay, I don't think we need to rehash...

  Cisco Ramon : All right. Okay, I did consult you, and you're the one who gave me the calculations in the first place.

  Dr. Harry Wells : Yeah, I told you not to use them without consulting me. I said "Ramon, don't use the calculations without consulting me."

  Barry Allen : Guys.

  Cisco Ramon : Yeah, yeah, I heard you. I didn't see the need for that.

  Dr. Harry Wells : And that's why you should be cursed at.

• Dr. Harry Wells : Things are a little complicated on Earth-2.

  Cisco Ramon : Oh. Everything okay with Jesse?

  Dr. Harry Wells : Yes. I mean, yes. If you must know, I spent the summer assembling a support staff for her, so...

  Cisco Ramon : Oh, like a Team Quick?

  Dr. Harry Wells : No.

  Cisco Ramon : Team Jesse.

  Dr. Harry Wells : No.

  Cisco Ramon : Jesse and the Quicksters.

  Dr. Harry Wells : They're not called that.

  Cisco Ramon : Well, they should be. That sounds like an awesome team.

• Cisco Ramon : Okay, you see, Harry? That is bad juju.

  Dr. Harry Wells : Okay, Ramon, what you call juju, I call quantum entanglement. Discreet quantum particles are connected, and when triggered, they stimulate a synchronicity that, to the untrained eye... the common eye... could seem luck.