The Flash (TV Series)

Mixed Signals (2017)

Carlos Valdes: Cisco Ramon

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Quotes 

• [the Flash's suit inflates into a raft] 

  Joe West : What the hell does he need a raft for, Cisco?

  Cisco Ramon : He runs on water. He might lose his speed out there. What's he gonna do then? He might drown.

  Caitlin Snow : You couldn't just put an oxygen tank in the suit?

  Cisco Ramon : That's a good idea.

• Wally West : Cisco, that was very heroic of you to just jump in and protecting Gypsy like that, it's very impressive.

  Cisco Ramon : Dude, I'm protecting you from her. She would've vaporized you guys.

  [Caitlin, Iris and Wally scoff] 

  Gypsy : He's not lying.

  [mimes a gun] 

• Cisco Ramon : One-One-One. That's it. I gotta go.

  [kisses Gypsy and leaves] 

  Gypsy : It's like he doesn't know that he's a dead man.

• Joe West : You put your voice in Barry's suit?

  Cisco Ramon : Well, it had to be somebody and my voice is soothing.

  Caitlin Snow : How much tech did you put in this suit?

  Cisco Ramon : So much.

• Iris West : You need to throw a lightning bolt.

  The Flash : At what?

  Iris West : Yourself.

  Joe West : You want him to do what?

  Iris West : It might short the suit out, give him back control.

  Cisco Ramon : Or it might set off the self-destruct early.

  Caitlin Snow : Or it might stop his heart.

  Iris West : Barry... Barry, you need to listen to me, okay? We can do this.

  The Flash : Okay. No, I trust you, Iris.

  Iris West : Then run, Barry. Run.

• Cisco Ramon : Excuse me. Coming through. CCPD Tech Consultant. That's right. Look at that badge. That means it's official.

  Captain David Singh : He's aware that badge is plastic, right?

• Cisco Ramon : Hello, gorgeous. Here on Earth-1, we celebrate 1-1-1 day today, even though I have zero idea what that means, or what any of your Earth's holidays mean. I mean, I literally cannot believe you celebrate a day called St. Shaquille O'Neal's Day.

  Gypsy : You guys have a magical elf flying in a red suit that breaks into your house and eats your cookies.

  Cisco Ramon : Mm, actually he's the boss of the elves, so, like, maybe do your research before. What I do know is how special you are to me, and how sorry I am that I didn't get to spend yesterday with you.

  Gypsy : Well, I guess you were busy catching a deranged killer.

  Cisco Ramon : Baby, we are always catching a deranged killer around here.

  Gypsy : True.

  Cisco Ramon : But I will always make it up to you. I mean that. You just got to let me know when it's this important.

  Gypsy : I will.

  Cisco Ramon : All right, then. You ready to get schmoopy on?

  Gypsy : Mm-hmm.

  Cisco Ramon : 'Cause you know, my schmoopy game is real strong.

• Cisco Ramon : [at a bloody crime scene]  Oh, good Lord! Why would you show me that?

  Joe West : We think this is because of some weird technical glitch, and you're our weird tech expert.

  Cisco Ramon : This completely ruins sriracha for me.

• The Flash : The suit's still freaking out.

  Iris West : Well, get it off.

  The Flash : [trying to vibrate it off]  No, I can't get it off.

  Cisco Ramon : That would be the deadlock function I built in in case he ever got knocked out, so a bad guy wouldn't reveal his identity. It seemed like a smart idea at the time.

• The Flash : What's babble protocol? Why am I ticking?

  Cisco Ramon : It's the self-destruct sequence.

  Joe West : What?

  Caitlin Snow : Self-destruct?

  Cisco Ramon : I'm sorry, have we not faced an evil version of Barry before? My mistake!

• Cisco Ramon : Sorry I'm late, the curls were not cooperating this morning.

  [notices blood-spattered crime scene] 

  Cisco Ramon : Oh good Lord! Why would you show me that?

  Joe West : We think this is because of some weird techincal glitch, and you're our weird tech expert.

  Cisco Ramon : This completely ruined Sriracha for me.

• Cisco Ramon : Look at the badge that means it's official

  Captain David Singh : He's aware that badge is plastic, right?

• Cisco Ramon : It's only hoarding if it doesn't pay off.

• Cisco Ramon : [while analyzing the pieces of Tim Kwon's car that the Flash has dis-assembled to nuts and bolts]  Auto-topsy.

• Cisco Ramon : What a cool chick. She took that so well.

  Caitlin Snow : No. No, she didn't. When a girl says she gets it, what she really means is she doesn't get it at all.

  Cisco Ramon : I'm confused.

  Caitlin Snow : Don't be. Very simple. You, my friend, are in so much trouble.