- Georgie: Admit it, he's adopted.
- Sheldon Cooper: How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.
- Mary: That's enough; no one's adopted.
- Missy Cooper: I wish I was.
- Mary: That can still be arranged.
- Sheldon Cooper: Do you have evil thoughts?
- Missy Cooper: I'm having one right now.
- Sheldon Cooper: Really? What is it?
- Missy Cooper: When we get home, I'm gonna kick your little balls.
- Sheldon Cooper: You can't. They haven't descended yet.
- Missy Cooper: Why can't we watch DuckTales?
- Sheldon Cooper: 'Cause we don't learn anything watching DuckTales.
- Missy Cooper: It's TV. We're not supposed to learn.
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, dear.
- Mary: Yeah.
- Sheldon Cooper: That boy has an exposed tattoo.
- Mary: He does.
- Sheldon Cooper: I wonder if he knows that's in violation of the dress code.
- Mary: Speaking of which, how about we lose that bowtie?
- Sheldon Cooper: [protectively] Why?
- Mary: Look around, honey. None of the other kids are wearing one.
- Sheldon Cooper: Well, perhaps I'll start a fad.
- Mary: No, you won't. Please trust mommy.
- [seeing he's reluctant]
- Mary: All right, tell you what. You take it off, and this weekend, I'll take you to Radio Shack.
- Sheldon Cooper: Good luck with fingerpainting.
- Missy Cooper: You're gonna get your ass kicked in high school.
- Mary: Hey! language!