The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)

Sebastian Maniscalco: Spike

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Quotes 

• Spike : Well, well, well! If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures: the Stupid Mario Brothers!

  Luigi : [annoyed as he and Mario walk up to Spike]  Oh great, Spike's here.

  Mario : [sarcastically]  Hey, Spike.

  Spike : [cackles]  Yeah, it's-a me! Tell me, have you even gotten one call since you left me to start your dumb company?

  Luigi : As a matter of fact, Spike, we have.

  Mario : [to Luigi]  Wow, really?

  Luigi : Yeah! Our mom called. She said "Aw boys, that's the best commercial I've ever seen!" And I said "Thank you very much mother, we're very proud of it!" So BOOM!

  [drops his phone to the ground, breaking it. Mario is embarrassed] 

  Spike : Good luck running a business with this, idiot!

  [throws a napkin at Luigi, but Mario swiftly catches it] 

  Mario : [angrily]  Say that again about my brother, and you're gonna regret it!

  [throws the napkin back at Spike] 

  Spike : [gets up and grabs Mario by his overalls]  Oh yeah? Get this through your tiny brain, Mario: you're a joke! And you always will be!

  [puts Mario down, chuckles and leaves] 

  Luigi : Are you insane? He's three times your size!

  Mario : Luigi, come on! You know, you can't be scared all the time.

  Luigi : Mmm, you'd be surprised.