- Jill Kendall: [to Bonnie] Oh come on, I want to meet your half black half brother.
- Christy: He's gay.
- Jill Kendall: Are you sure he's not half gay? He's half everything else.
- Christy: I can't wait to tell my mom!
- Ray: First rule of being a lawyer. Don't tell a client their case was resolved in 15 minutes, they're called billable hours for a reason.
- Christy: So I should just let wait and sweat it out?
- Ray: Think about it a minute.
- Christy: [beaming] Oh God I can't wait to be a lawyer!
- Bonnie: Thanks to my long lost brother, the IRS is giving me 10 years to pay off my debt, what a bunch of suckers!