Mom (TV Series)

Lockjaw and a Liquid Diet (2017)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

Quotes 

• Ray : If no better firm grabs you up, I'd love to have you working with me.

  Christy : Really? But don't most law firms have a problem with nepotism?

  Ray : Christy.

  [adjusts his rear view mirror] 

  Ray : Look at us.

  Christy : [smiles]  I think we can pull it off!

• Jill Kendall : [to Bonnie]  Oh come on, I want to meet your half black half brother.

  Christy : He's gay.

  Jill Kendall : Are you sure he's not half gay? He's half everything else.

• Christy : I can't believe we won.

  Ray : Technically we didn't win, we just settled.

  Christy : In my family, settling *is* winning.

• Christy : I can't wait to tell my mom!

  Ray : First rule of being a lawyer. Don't tell a client their case was resolved in 15 minutes, they're called billable hours for a reason.

  Christy : So I should just let wait and sweat it out?

  Ray : Think about it a minute.

  Christy : [beaming]  Oh God I can't wait to be a lawyer!

• Christy : Can you believe I've been sober now for 4 years? I mean think about it, that's a long time to go without puking.

  Bonnie : You had the stomach flu.

  Christy : Any puking that's not flammable is a good thing.