Mom (TV Series)

Lockjaw and a Liquid Diet (2017)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

Quotes 

• Bonnie : [her phone rings]  Oh! Maybe it's Christy!

  [looks] 

  Bonnie : Hang up, Jill, I'm not introducing you to my half gay brother!

• Marjorie : How do you go 30 years without paying income tax?

  Bonnie : As we say in the program, one day at a time.

• Bonnie : Thanks to my long lost brother, the IRS is giving me 10 years to pay off my debt, what a bunch of suckers!

• Christy : Can you believe I've been sober now for 4 years? I mean think about it, that's a long time to go without puking.

  Bonnie : You had the stomach flu.

  Christy : Any puking that's not flammable is a good thing.

• Bonnie : I can't go to jail! If I'm going to be gay, I want it to be on *my* terms!