Mom (TV Series)
A Few Thongs and a Hawaiian Funeral (2017)
Missi Pyle: Natasha
Quotes
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Christy : Right now your brain is still in detox, which means every single thing you're thinking is wrong or bad.
Natasha : Yeah but...
Christy : Wrong!
Natasha : I think I get...
Christy : Bad!
Natasha : You're not even listening to...
Christy : Wrong! And if you keep it up, I might throw in 'stupid' too.
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Christy : Here's where you write down the names of everyone that did you wrong, and here's where you write what they did, and the most important part, the role that *you* played in it.
Natasha : But, I didn't do anything.
Christy : Really, Natasha? You're in rehab, your child is in foster care, and a meth head bit you on your punching hand. Are you *sure* you didn't have anything to do with it?
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Natasha : I'm in good hands with Bambi here.
Jill Kendall : Bambi?
Christy : It was my stripper name.
Jill Kendall : You named yourself after a baby deer who saw his mother get her head blown off?
Christy : ...I had the big eyes.
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Jill Kendall : I remember when I was in rehab, I felt so lonely and scared and just wanted to drink all the time.
Natasha : You've been in rehab?
Christy : Yep, and look at her now, she hasn't driven a Maserati into a storefront for 3 whole years!
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Jill Kendall : Here you go, Natasha, we got you some sugary snacks, you should be able to trade those for cigarettes.
Natasha : Thanks.
[to Emily]
Natasha : Hey baby, Christy's gonna help me get out of here so we can move to LA.
Jill Kendall : [forced smile] I'm sorry, how long we were gone?