The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Gyroscopic Collapse (2017)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : [Walks into an empty apartment by mistake] The Air Force did it again! They're erasing our lives!
Leonard Hofstadter : [Sees number on door] Third floor. Wrong apartment.
Howard Wolowitz : Although, if anyone's gonna clean out your apartment and disappear, it'd be Penny.
Leonard Hofstadter : She might disappear, but she's definitly not going to clean anything.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : So what happens next?
Howard Wolowitz : It's phase two. We test it, perfect it, and hope to live long enough to see the movie based on our lives starring more attractive versions of ourselves.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Sir, I'm sorry, but I just don't get it. You came into our lab in the middle of the night and took our prototype and all of our research and didn't even tell us?
Colonel Richard Williams : Sounds like you get it.
Howard Wolowitz : Why would you do that?
Colonel Richard Williams : You guys completed Phase One, we'll take it from here.
Sheldon Cooper : Where did you move it?
Colonel Richard Williams : I can't tell you that.
Leonard Hofstadter : Are you implementing Phase Two?
Colonel Richard Williams : I can't tell you that.
Sheldon Cooper : Wait, so you're just going to take all the work we've done for the last year and toss us aside?
Colonel Richard Williams : That one I can tell you: yes.
Howard Wolowitz : This is all very upsetting.
Colonel Richard Williams : I'm sorry to hear that. As you know, the primary focus of the United States Military is people's feelings.
Sheldon Cooper : If that's sarcasm, please save it for our enemies.
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Howard Wolowitz : How can you work on something for a year and they just take it?
Leonard Hofstadter : I can't believe the Air Force would treat us like that.
Sheldon Cooper : You know, I have a good mind to stop paying my taxes. It's too bad I enjoy doing them so much.