- [Peter and Larry get into a fight and Larry is about to deliver the final blow to Peter then Lois bashes a flower pot onto Larry's head]
- Peter Griffin: What the hell? Lois? What'd you do that for? I thought you and him were girlfriend and boyfriend.
- Lois Griffin: He was not my boyfriend, and I wasn't about to stand by and watch him kick your ass.
- Peter Griffin: I was holding my own, there.
- Lois Griffin: You were getting beat up.
- Peter Griffin: No, I meant I was holding my own nuts so he wouldn't kick 'em.
- Lois Griffin: How the hell did this Peter?
- Peter Griffin: I don't know Lois
- Chris Griffin: Wow you look exactly like me.
- Peter Griffin: That son of Bitch steeling my wife.
- Peter Griffin: Lois you saved me.
- Lois Griffin: I Love you Peter.