- Bonnie: [to Marjorie who's been taking care of Victor 24/7] You've got to take care of yourself first. It's like on an airplane, you're supposed to put the oxygen mask on your face first before you put it on your child's.
- Christy: The point is you're supposed to put it on me eventually!
- Bonnie: You made it to Orlando, quit complaining.
- Adam: [uncomfortable with Bonnie and Christy discussing Christy and Patrick having sex] If I could carry the TV into the kitchen, I would.
- Bonnie: All I'm saying is what if you wind up getting serious feelings for the guy and then find out he has a crooked unit?
- Christy: That wouldn't matter to me.
- Bonnie: So you've already given up. Adam, you guys grew up together: bathing, skinny dipping, is there anything exotic or unorthodox we should know about?
- Adam: If death took me right now, I would not hate it.