Mom (TV Series)

Too Many Hippies and Huevos Rancheros (2017)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

Quotes 

• Bonnie : [to Marjorie who's been taking care of Victor 24/7]  You've got to take care of yourself first. It's like on an airplane, you're supposed to put the oxygen mask on your face first before you put it on your child's.

  Christy : The point is you're supposed to put it on me eventually!

  Bonnie : You made it to Orlando, quit complaining.

• Patrick : [at the hospital, to Christie]  I brought you a change of clothes.

  Adam : [to Bonnie]  And I didn't want to show up empty-handed so I brought that Suduko you've been working on.

  Bonnie : [later]  You couldn't grab a pencil?

  Adam : It never ends with you, does it?

• Christy : You are not seriously going to compare my taking care of Victor to having a mani-pedi.

  Bonnie : Have you ever seen Marjorie's feet?

  Christy : I've never even seen her in open-toed shoes.

  Bonnie : There's a good reason for it!

• Bonnie : Why are you acting like a pharmacist from the 1850s?

  Marjorie : Because... he's still having trouble swallowing, so I have to crush up his medication so it's easier to give it to him through the tube in his stomach.

• Bonnie : [trying to talk sense into Christy]  We've been together 2 years and we're engaged, and we don't talk about the future.

  Adam : 6 hours in advance. That's our max.

  Bonnie : Yeah, watch. What are we doing tomorrow night?

  Adam : I'll tell you tomorrow.

• Bonnie : Have you priced a coffin lately?

  Christy : Have *you*?

  Bonnie : Yeah, when you had that cough that wouldn't go away.

• Adam : [uncomfortable with Bonnie and Christy discussing Christy and Patrick having sex]  If I could carry the TV into the kitchen, I would.

  Bonnie : All I'm saying is what if you wind up getting serious feelings for the guy and then find out he has a crooked unit?

  Christy : That wouldn't matter to me.

  Bonnie : So you've already given up. Adam, you guys grew up together: bathing, skinny dipping, is there anything exotic or unorthodox we should know about?

  Adam : If death took me right now, I would not hate it.

• Christy : [to Marjorie]  You got him to the hospital right away, that's the most important thing.

  Bonnie : That and life insurance.

  Christy : Mom!

  Bonnie : [shrugs]  He can't get coverage now!

• Bonnie : [coming full circle to the hospital cafeteria]  There is literally no way out of here!