Mom (TV Series)

A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion (2017)

Missi Pyle: Natasha

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Quotes 

• Bonnie : [Natasha wants to drink]  Okay, let's think through the drink.

  Natasha : What does that mean?

  Bonnie : If you take that drink, we both know you're gonna have 10 more, right?

  Natasha : At least.

  Bonnie : And then you lose your sobriety, you lose your job, I'm definitely kicking you out of that apartment, and worst of all you lose Emily. So you try to get your life back on track but it's harder than you thought, and this time it takes you three years to get your act together and by that time Emily doesn't even care anymore. I didn't get Christy back until she was 34 and I regret it every day. It's just easier not to drink.

• Natasha : [decorating the apartment with furniture from the basement]  Are you sure nobody will miss this?

  Bonnie : Positive, the people this belong to all moved out, some of them feet first.

  Natasha : Really?

  Bonnie : [points around the room]  Choked on a chicken bone. Pulmonary embolism. That guy moved to Fresno.

• Natasha : Can you stay until bedtime?

  Bonnie : 20 minutes. I am a busy woman. I am not wasting my night here.

  [pops tape out of VCR] 

  Bonnie : Ooh, the A-Team! You got me for an hour!

  Natasha : [trying to coax Emily out of her room]  Emily, television!

• Jill Kendall : There are two Amy's, first one's tall and nerdy, she's a *doll*, and the other doesn't believe in bras and hits on all the daddies, *no* sleepovers at her house.

  Natasha : Thank you so much, Jill.

  Jill Kendall : Emily's phone password is 4353, but if you go on there just know she'll post hurtful comments about you. I don't know what made me a 'foster monster' but it still stings.

  Natasha : I just wish that somebody could tell me that I'm doing this right.

  Jill Kendall : Well for what it's worth, Emily did send me a text about how happy she is to be home with you now.

  Natasha : She did? Thanks for taking care of her for me, Jill.

  Jill Kendall : We'll still see each other. We can double up,

  [points to Natasha] 

  Jill Kendall : Good cop

  [points to herself] 

  Jill Kendall : and hot cop.

• Natasha : Come check out your bedroom, I got you a Harry Styles pillow so you can practice your kissing... or a Katy Perry pillow, whichever you prefer, whatever you're into, I'm cool with that.

  Emily : [timidly]  I like green.

• Natasha : I hope Emily likes it here.

  Bonnie : [about the accessories they used to spruce up the apartment]  What's not to like with a permanent Christmas tree and a seafaring ancestor?

• Jill Kendall : I just hope Emily's happy here.

  Bonnie : She's a teenager, all she cares about is having a place to charge her phone.

  Natasha : [exiting the bedroom]  And that concludes the grand tour!

  Emily : Is there a place I can charge my phone?

• Natasha : Thanks, Bonnie. Christy is lucky to have you for a mom.

  Bonnie : Let's get one thing straight, *everybody* is lucky to have me.

• Natasha : Bonnie, I'm a failure at this mom thing.

  Bonnie : [nonchalantly]  So am I, what's the problem?

  Natasha : I went out and bought a bunch of food and made a really nice dinner, and then Emily texts me and says she's staying the night at this girl Ashley's house.

  Bonnie : That's what kids do. My daughter's actually out on a play date with her little classmate Cooper.

  Natasha : It's our second night and she didn't want to come home! This is so much harder than I thought. I want to drink.