Mom (TV Series)

A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion (2017)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

Quotes 

• Christy : His mom not only makes me pancakes but she does my laundry. This is the first date I've ever been on where I come home and my clothes are cleaner than when I left.

  Wendy : So how was the sex?

  Christy : It was okay, but those pancakes, she put in a little vanilla... I felt loved.

  Bonnie : I get it! I'm sorry I wasn't there for you.

  Christy : Well that actually wasn't a dig at you... but thanks!

• Cooper : So you don't have a problem with this?

  Christy : No, I play this little game to try and figure out who I'll be seeing at a future meeting down the road.

  Cooper : Who looks good?

  Christy : That guy who downed his date's drink when she went to the bathroom, he clearly has a problem.

  Cooper : Or maybe *she* has a problem and he's trying to help her.

  Christy : Uh, no, he just threw up in his hand.

  [sees sound equipment being set up] 

  Christy : Don't tell me they're getting ready for karaoke.

  Cooper : No, because then I'd be throwing up in my hand. They're getting ready for trivia night.

  Christy : Are you kidding? I'm great at trivia, I was raised by a television!

  Cooper : And as a kid I had no friends except books!

  Christy : We're gonna CRUSH this!

• Cooper : You OWN the 90s.

  Christy : That's because I'm the only person here who wasn't *born* during them.

• Christy : Can I get you something to drink?

  Cooper : Do you have Coke?

  Christy : I have

  [air quotes] 

  Christy : cola.

  Cooper : Do you have Smart water?

  Christy : I got *sink* water.

  Cooper : I'll take a cola.

• Christy : I thought we'd work in the kitchen because... it's the only room with a table in it.

  Cooper : You don't have a dedicated workspace?

  Christy : I don't even have a dedicated bathroom.