Mom (TV Series)
A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion (2017)
Jaime Pressly: Jill Kendall
Quotes
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Jill Kendall : There are two Amy's, first one's tall and nerdy, she's a *doll*, and the other doesn't believe in bras and hits on all the daddies, *no* sleepovers at her house.
Natasha : Thank you so much, Jill.
Jill Kendall : Emily's phone password is 4353, but if you go on there just know she'll post hurtful comments about you. I don't know what made me a 'foster monster' but it still stings.
Natasha : I just wish that somebody could tell me that I'm doing this right.
Jill Kendall : Well for what it's worth, Emily did send me a text about how happy she is to be home with you now.
Natasha : She did? Thanks for taking care of her for me, Jill.
Jill Kendall : We'll still see each other. We can double up,
[points to Natasha]
Jill Kendall : Good cop
[points to herself]
Jill Kendall : and hot cop.
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Jill Kendall : [about Natasha's apartment] Bonnie, where are we?
Bonnie : What're you talking about?
Jill Kendall : Well I was ready for your apartment but, this looks like a place where they take Turkish prisoners for questioning.
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Jill Kendall : I just hope Emily's happy here.
Bonnie : She's a teenager, all she cares about is having a place to charge her phone.
Natasha : [exiting the bedroom] And that concludes the grand tour!
Emily : Is there a place I can charge my phone?