Mom (TV Series)

Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes (2017)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

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• Natasha : Oh just how I want to dress, a brown uniform and grandma shoes.

  Christy : [raises her leg on the table]  Hey, don't knock comfortable shoes.

  [shows off her black sneakers] 

  Christy : If I could've stripped in these, I would've done it for 5 more years.

• Bonnie : You mean I can just wear the ring, look at magazines and run the clock down?

  Christy : Congratulations! You're never getting married!

• Christy : Did Adam mention a date?

  Bonnie : No, why?

  Christy : Then why not look at marriage like you do sobriety? Just take it one day at a time. When has a man ever pushed for an early wedding date? It's like a woman initiating butt stuff. If *you* don't bring it up, he *never* will.

  Bonnie : That's brilliant, I'm also gaining some insight as to why you're still single.

• Christy : [Bonnie steps on the stair]  BACK!

  Bonnie : I didn't even make a sound!

  Christy : I can smell your mustache bleach.

• Adam : [after Bonnie answers the door with unkempt hair and a hair wax strip on her upper lip]  What did I just look at?

  Christy : Yeah... nobody wants to know how the sausage is made.

• Adam : I'm gonna propose to Bonnie at the Burger Shack where we had our first official date.

  Christy : A burger *shack*?

  Adam : Shack sends the wrong image, it's more like a hut-it's a permanent structure.