Mom (TV Series)

Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes (2017)

Jaime Pressly: Jill Kendall

Quotes 

• Jill : [eating pie, to Christy]  Whoopity doo, you're gonna have a great career,

  [to Bonnie] 

  Jill : you're engaged,

  [to Marjorie] 

  Jill : you're married, what do I have?

  Wendy : [screaming]  Oh God, stop bitching, Jill!

  [everybody looks at her wide eyed] 

  Wendy : Your purse costs more than my car. You sleep late because you don't *have* to work. You have hair stylists, nail stylists and masseuses who all come to your door! Do you know who comes to *my* door? Nobody! Not even the delivery boy from the Golden Dragon. I have to walk down four flights of stairs just to get my kung fricking pao chicken! So the next time I hear you going 'Poor me', I'm gonna smack you so hard your lip fillers come out of your ear!

  Jill : [timidly, pushes her plate across the table]  Would you like some pie?

  Wendy : Don't mind if I do.