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6/10
Convoluted and hard to follow, but ending is so delicious it's almost worth it
deedrala26 April 2021
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This is one of those movies where you absolutely must pay attention every minute, to every scene, or you'll be hopelessly lost. And even though you do that, you still might have to watch it over again like I did, to pick up a few loose ends. And even if you do those two things, you might still be confused because it's so full of plot holes.

So a brief summary of this movie, as I understood it:

Nicole and Mark Barrow are dating/engaged, and decide to "take a break" for a while, either right before or shortly after she meets Luc Cormier, the "hot guy" she meets on campus. He was there visiting his then-girlfriend Jillian Borsic who worked in the IT dept. Of the college that Nicole also worked at as an adjunct (part-time) professor of geography/cartology.

Luc and Nicole start an affair and fall in love, and then Nicole is in the train wreck, where she loses her memory. She regains most of her memory in the following months, regarding her job and her boyfriend Mark, etc. - everything except Luc and their affair. During her recuperation from the accident, she and Mark get married, because "he was so sweet to her, treating her like porcelain". Several times she is scared to death by random incidents of strange men making advances to her in various places, as if she had set up the dates with them in advance.

She has never created any online social media accounts like almost everyone else in the world, but her co-worker Zara, who filled in for her during her recuperation from the train accident, insists that she has accounts along with friends and followers on the three major media giants: Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. To prove it to her, while Nicole is watching, Zara pulls up Nicole's unbeknownst-to-her social media accounts, and something else that surprises them both: photos of Nicole and Luc as a romantic couple all over her Instagram. This was the first inkling Nicole had of Luc since the train wreck took her memories of him away.

So Nicole goes in search of Luc and finds out his last name and occupation, and the memories of their time together slowly come back to her, but: *SPOILERS AHEAD*

Her memories have been manipulated since the accident during hypnotizing sessions with her psychiatrist Dr. Teres, to make her subconsciously believe that she killed Luc, because Teres and Mark Barrow, Nicole's husband, are old friends, having met back when they both attended Harvard. Mark went to Luc's house to confront him about his and Nicole's affair on the same night as the train wreck. They got into a fight and Mark strangled him. Thinking he had killed him, he brought his body back to his and Nicole's house and began to bury him in a huge container in the ground, with Teres helping him. But after only a few shovelfuls of dirt on top of the container, in which Luc was slowly regaining consciousness, the doorbell rang. Both Mark and Teres went inside the house to see who was at the door, at which time Luc took the opportunity to get out of the container and escape, unbeknownst to the two villains who went back outside to finish the job of burying what was now an empty container.

Luc sent a few messages to Nicole during this time under the fake name of Martin Double-U: a photo of two park benches along with longitude and latitude coordinates of the location, which Nicole made note of, even though she didn't know who Martin really was (until later when she figured it all out and met him there at the very end).

Jillian Borsic - Luc's former flame - had created the social media accounts with Nicole's name and set up the dates with the several sex perverts who had previously accosted her, to get revenge on her for taking Luc away from her. She sent Nicole a train ticket via a messenger service and surprised her on the train, and admitted to Nicole that she had set up the accounts and the dates. She also thought Nicole knew where Luc was since he hadn't been seen since the night of her train accident, but Nicole truthfully told her she didn't know where he was.

*SPOILERS AHEAD* Jillian killing herself in front of Nicole on the train platform was apparently for no other reason than needless contrived dramatic effect.

The climax was also needlessly violent and bloody (which is unusual for Lifetime movies - as is cussing, which occurred a few times in this, so this must have been a non-LMN movie to begin with): Mark lies to Nicole in telling her that she had killed Luc, which triggered a hypnotization-induced 'memory' that she had stabbed Luc in the stomach when he was trying to dump her, but it wasn't true (so confusing!) - it was part of his and Teres' ongoing attempt to program her into believing that she had killed Luc, to keep the suspicion off Mark; ironically because neither of them knew yet that Luc had actually escaped and wasn't dead. Mark calls Dr. Teres to come over right away to help convince (hypnotize) Nicole that she had killed Luc, which is when Nicole learns of their secret criminal partnership.

In the ensuing uproar, Mark punches Nicole out - hitting her in the face and in the stomach, and when she tries to fight back and insists that she had not killed Luc and accuses Mark of doing it because she had seen the video of his car at Luc's house (that Jillian had sent the detective before she met Nicole on the train) the night that he had gone missing.

Sweet ending: Of course Nicole (barely) survives the climactic chaos; the two villains are killed; and finally we get a sweetly delicious payoff for having struggled through the convoluted plot when Nicole takes a train to meet Martin Double-U, who is really Luc, of course, and the two lovingly kiss and hug and supposedly live happily ever after.

I hope this "brief" summary helps those who were confused by the disjointed flick.

Grade C / 6 out of 10 (only because Luc was one of the very few truly hot guys on the Lifetime channels - otherwise would be 5)
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6/10
Better than average for a LMFC
bt698nhj28 May 2018
The cinematography is better than average for a Lifetime Movie for Chicks, and the story is interesting. I even wondered if this was an original Lifetime Movie. A number of times, swear words were edited. A little different for a LMFC, where everyone involved knows the words will be edited. The story does not fully resolve some aspects, such as why someone imitated Nicole online and had her entice men. That seemed just left unresolved as the movie edged towards the climax. However, the climax and resolution were good and surprising (in a good way) despite that seemingly false trail.
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5/10
Movie Left Me Confused
holeyfield-4592611 April 2021
I watched this entire movie and I have no idea of what happened.
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*1/2*
edwagreen6 April 2017
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One of the worst films imaginable. Terribly confusing and you don't know who to trust from one minute to another.

It's not so much that she lost her memory after the train accident, it is the discovery of the people orbiting in her life after the crash occurs.

We have some blond crazy pulling out a gun and blowing herself away in front of the victim. We have her husband who you don't know where he is coming from and especially his upper-class parents, great examples of status seekers.

You just keep imagining what is going on here and the ending isn't really that satisfying as well.
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4/10
I Didn't Like Any of It
apmulhearn23 June 2022
I agree with the reviews that say the movie is confusing. But not in a smart way. In a poorly-scripted, poorly-acted, poorly-depicted way. And also in an "I don't want to rewind this to see what I missed because that would make the movie take longer" way.

I did not like any of the characters. I guess Luc wasn't awful, but for a hot guy, he looked very under-bathed.

The music was derivative of the tune they played in Contagion. Prior to COVID-19, I really liked Contagion. My friends and I even made a drinking game for it. I wish I'd just watched Contagion. But I probably would have skipped the drinking game, because I have a hangover today. This hangover is the reason I didn't turn this awful movie off.
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6/10
Plot Holes Galore
Stoshie17 June 2018
The synopsis here claims this was based on true events. I find that very hard to believe, considering the absurd plot, all the holes in it, and all the plot points that were left unresolved. If it was based on anything real, they took a story and fictionalized it to the point where it no longer resembled anything real.

The ending, both the events that took place right before the very end, and the very end itself, were totally unbelievable and unrealistic (I don't want to get into details about this to give spoilers; I prefer reviews that don't have any). But that's typical for a Lifetime movie. They have a structure they follow, and this movie followed it all the way.

It isn't listed as a TV movie, and appears to have had a theatrical release. If so, I'm sure it was very brief, and made no money in theaters. It is a movie tailor made for Lifetime only. So if you like Lifetime movies, this is as good, if not a little better, than most. Just know what you are getting into beforehand, so you don't have expectations that won't be met.
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8/10
Catfished!!!
lavatch28 May 2020
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Nicole Marie Halliwell Barrow has many names and apparently many male admirers. After a horrific train crash, Nicole has recovered her health, but suffers from amnesia. Reuniting with her husband Mark, Nicole tries to piece together her life, but falls deeper and deeper into the vortex of confusion and despair.

The term "catfished" is used in the film to describe how Nicole was set up online with a string of strange admirers. Did she hook up with all of these men in the past? Or, is she being set up in some dangerous game?

The best scene in the film was a stunning moment on a train where Nicole is confronted by Jillian Borsic, the former girlfriend of the dashing, romantic Luc Cormier. It slowly dawns on Nicole that she and Luc were having an affair at a time when she and Mark were taking a "break." But it is not clear what happened to Luc. When Nicole and Jillian debord the train, Jillian suddenly takes out a gun a shoots herself. To put it mildly, that plot has thickened!!!

The actress playing Nicole did a terrific job of creating a believable sense of the amnesia. Her character was a cartographer, and one of the film's reference points is the "terra incognita" into which she is moving literally and metaphorically. One character who does not help Nicole get her bearings is her psychiatrist Dr. Teres, a diabolical monster who was a "friend" of Mark's at Harvard.

Dr. Teres contributes mightily to the pickle in which her patient finds herself. Mark's formidable parents, Maggie and Dickson, appear to have their son on a tight leash, leading to Mark's out-of-control behavior. The screenplay included an interesting mythological tale in the story of Apollo and Coronis that gives clues about the main theme of jealousy and revenge. It will be up to Nicole herself to avoid getting catfished and remain locked forever in terra incognita.
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better than LMN movie
dmichaelsKD25 August 2020
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At the end I just kept laughing and screaming we were on a break. You will understand when it gets to that point and if you ever watched Friends. I couldn't stop laughing it was awesome.

The movie does have a good story and did keep me interested but it does move along slowly as it develops the story.

Has a couple good twists.

I am getting tired of the victim knocking someone down and instead of finishing the job running off and putting themselves in danger.
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Poor acting
geoffox-766-41846711 November 2017
And poor script. You don't care about anyone in this loser. Leading lady walks around being nosey and invading people's homes looking for her past. She spends most of the movie on a computer or cell phone. Ah, the modern day touch. You wonder what she'd do without all these technical devices. Not much going on here. Actually rather boring and bad acting. Also you feel like you are going nowhere with this film. It's that confusing and silly. As her husband, I'd drop her like a glass of water. OMG she's on a cell phone again.
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Absolutely Crap!
haroot_azarian19 March 2020
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So she gets horny has a passionate fling with a gigolo with dirty eyes, and her poor husband to be in a fit of rage kills him, or so he thinks he did. Meanwhile miss horny gets amnesia in a train crash, and in the end oh well, why bother! This is nothing but advertising betrayal.
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