The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Bitcoin Entanglement (2017)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : You having a good day?
Penny Hofstadter : No, I missed an audition because my computer broke, and I didn't get the e-mail. Would've been a perfect part for me.
Sheldon Cooper : Was it waitress who ignores her customers? Because that's the role you were born to play.
Penny Hofstadter : Shut up and eat your burger.
Sheldon Cooper : Actually, it's a turkey club.
Penny Hofstadter : Didn't you order a burger?
Sheldon Cooper : I did, and yet here we are.
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Leonard Hofstadter : You know what, if you need a computer, you can use my laptop.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, that's sweet, but I'm not gonna take your computer.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, it's fine. I-I'm getting a new one anyway.
Penny Hofstadter : Are you sure?
Sheldon Cooper : Don't be silly. He's desperate to hold on to you. You can get anything out of him.
Howard Wolowitz : His car, his watch... Maybe a kidney. You already have his testicles. You can start a collection.
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Leonard Hofstadter : So what are you gonna do with your share of the money?
Raj Koothrappali : Uh, well, as a responsible adult, I'll put that money into a CD, wait for that CD to mature, and then buy a tiger.
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Leonard Hofstadter : You can't still be mad about that.
Sheldon Cooper : Please. I have grudges going back to kindergarden. One day, I plan to find an adult Emily Dwyer and make her eat a crayon while I watch.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Is that why there's an Emily Dwyer on our invitation list?
Sheldon Cooper : Of course. That night, I will have the first dance, and the last laugh.
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Leonard Hofstadter : I'm not mad.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, really? Tell that to your eyebrows. Bet I could place a quarter between them, and it would just stay there.
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Zack Johnson : Are you guys fighting?
Penny Hofstadter : Yes.
Leonard Hofstadter : No.
Zack Johnson : Are you fighting about whether or not you're fighting? 'Cause I've had that fight before. Turns out we were, and I lost.