The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Celebration Reverberation (2017)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Sheldon Cooper : [He and Amy are still lying on the bed sick from the frontier dinner] Uh oh!
Amy Farrah Fowler : What?
Sheldon Cooper : I left the food out.
Amy Farrah Fowler : You afraid it's gonna go *good*?
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Sheldon Cooper : [after finishing their frontier dinner as part of Amy's "Little House on the Prairie" themed birthday] So, can I get you anything else?
Amy Farrah Fowler : [Clearly looking stuffed] No thanks, I think I'm good.
Sheldon Cooper : You sure? There's still plenty of pork fat. Although if we don't eat it, I suppose we could turn it into soap.
Amy Farrah Fowler : That might taste better.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I know we only have sex on my birthday, but I don't think I can wait until midnight.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, you should. Everyone knows the best foreplay is rigid adherence to a strict schedule.
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Sheldon Cooper : Well, I hope you're hungry.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, I'm starving.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, good. Starvation is authentic to the time period. If you also have malaria and a deep distrust of Native Americans, we're really cooking with a woodstove.
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Sheldon Cooper : And after dinner comes the birthday coitus.
Penny Hofstadter : Think that part will be historically accurate?
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm sure like all aspects of frontier life, it will be exhausting and short.
Sheldon Cooper : You're exhausting and short.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : My stomach's feeling a little weird.
Sheldon Cooper : Me too. I'm sure it's just the first sharp cramps of arousal.
Amy Farrah Fowler : This doesn't feel right.
Sheldon Cooper : Hey, save that sexy talk for the bedroom. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go freshen up.
[Runs to the bathroom and throws up]
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon?
Sheldon Cooper : I'll be out in a minute!
Amy Farrah Fowler : I don't have a minute!
[Runs over to the sink to throw up]
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Sheldon Cooper : Oh, Stuart, two questions: Do you have the new Aquaman, and do you mind if I use your back room to smoke some meat?
Stuart Bloom : Well, since it's you asking, I'm gonna guess that's not a euphemism.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why are you smoking meat? And why are you reading Aquaman?
Sheldon Cooper : I am trying to make Amy a historically accurate Little House on the Prairie dinner for her birthday, and I want to be able to say I was reading it before it was cool.
Leonard Hofstadter : Wow, well, that's actually really sweet. The dinner thing. The Aquaman thing's dumb.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Is that butter?
Sheldon Cooper : Don't use it all on that biscuit, it took me nine hours to make that butter. I think I got churner's elbow.
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Howard Wolowitz : Turns out we are having a big birthday party for Halley because Bernadette and "anyone who isn't a heartless monster" thinks it's a good idea.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, I don't like children, but I do love birthday cake. Wait, will it have sweet frosting flowers on it?
Howard Wolowitz : I don't know.
Sheldon Cooper : Ah, I'll risk it. But if I throw a tantrum and leave in the middle of it, you'll know why.
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Sheldon Cooper : How are you feeling?
Amy Farrah Fowler : My stomach aches, got the chills, my mouth tastes weird, it hurts to swallow, and I have a little double vision.
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah. I"m feeling better too.