The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Novelization Correlation (2018)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : You can't criticize something that you haven't seen.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry, have you not met the internet?
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Sheldon Cooper : Howard, I want you to know I forgive you.
Howard Wolowitz : Thanks, I'll take it.
Leonard Hofstadter : Do you even know what he's forgiving you for?
Howard Wolowitz : Don't know, don't care. Happy Yom Kippur to me.
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Sheldon Cooper : I just learned some distressing news. Amy sometimes doesn't do things because it would hurt my feellings.
Howard Wolowitz : First of all, it's not sometimes, its always.
Raj Koothrappali : Second, it's not just Amy, it's everyone.
Howard Wolowitz : And third, it's not news, it's well established.
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Wil Wheaton : I suppose you've come here to tell me moved me to your super secret enemies list?
Sheldon Cooper : I'll have you know I don't have a super secret enemies list, I'm not a Bond villain. I'm just a regular guy with a regular enemies, list. Which, by the way, you are no longer on.
Wil Wheaton : Well, that's something. It's not something I care about, but it's something.
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Sheldon Cooper : Everyone thinks I'm so predictable. Well, when I come in to work tomorrow, I'm going to do something totally unexpected.
Howard Wolowitz : Wear a baseball hat backwards to prove your point?
Sheldon Cooper : [pause] Yes, but which hat?
Raj Koothrappali : The one that says Gryffindor.
Sheldon Cooper : You don't know that.
Raj Koothrappali : It's Gryffindor.
Sheldon Cooper : [dejected] Yeah.
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Howard Wolowitz : If you want to be on the show, all you have to do is apologize to Wil Wheaton.
Sheldon Cooper : That would be the mature thing to do. Let's put a pin in it and keep looking.
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Wil Wheaton : Time for Professor Proton's science joke of the day. Why can you not trust atoms?
Sheldon Cooper : Hmmm.
Wil Wheaton : Because they make up everything.
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Sheldon Cooper : I can't keep Wil Wheaton off the internet, but I can keep him off my retinas.
