The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Gates Excitation (2018)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Fool me N times, where N is the number of times you've fooled me before, shame on you. Fool me N plus one times, shame on me.
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Sheldon Cooper : Oh, Penny, I folded your laundry for you.
Penny Hofstadter : That's not mine.
Sheldon Cooper : It's not?
Penny Hofstadter : No.
Sheldon Cooper : [holds up a pair of large pink panties] So you're telling me that this is not yours.
Penny Hofstadter : Nope.
Sheldon Cooper : So I'm holding a stranger's underpants.
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah.
Sheldon Cooper : [drops the panties and puts Purell on his hands] And just like that, it's the worst day of my life.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Didn't you hear me yell "hold the door"?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, but you know what they say: hold the door, get robbed some more.
Leonard Hofstadter : No one says that.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, they should. It's true and it rhymes.
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Sheldon Cooper : So, it wasn't a joke and I actually could have met him.
Leonard Hofstadter : He's probably still there.
Sheldon Cooper : What hotel?
Leonard Hofstadter : La Quinta Inn, Thousand Oaks, under the name Hernandez.
Sheldon Cooper : Thank you! Thank you so much.
Leonard Hofstadter : [after Sheldon leaves] April Fools.
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Sheldon Cooper : Leonard, I can't stay mad at you. I forgive you.