The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Neonatal Nomenclature (2018)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : Dude! Why didn't you call me?
Howard Wolowitz : Well, the only way that I would see my son for the first time and immediately think "I need to call Raj" is if he came out brown.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : What about Paul?
Howard Wolowitz : Paul. Paul Wolowitz. I like it.
Raj Koothrappali : Ooh, like "Koothra-Paul-i".
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Okay, you ruined it.
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Leonard Hofstadter : So, any day now.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, I don't know. We went to the doctor this morning, and she said it could still be another week or two.
Raj Koothrappali : How's Bernadette holding up?
Howard Wolowitz : It's pretty rough. She's having a hard time.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why are you smiling?
Howard Wolowitz : I had sex twice last night.
Raj Koothrappali : That's not fair! She's on bed rest. She can't run away.
Howard Wolowitz : It was her idea. She read that it can start labor.
Raj Koothrappali : Hmm. Is that true?
Howard Wolowitz : Well, I would have Googled it, but I was busy taking my pants off.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, we're talking about something important here.
Sheldon Cooper : Fine. If you pick a baby name, can we get back to playing?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Sure.
Sheldon Cooper : All right, here we go. Ranatanata.
Raj Koothrappali : You can't name him Ranatanata.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, right, it's a boy. That'd be ridiculous. What about Ozymandias?
Penny Hofstadter : Are you making these up or having a stroke?
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Sheldon Cooper : Guys, wake up. Terrible news.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, my god. What, what, what? Is it the baby?
Sheldon Cooper : No. No, no, we miscalculated our unassigned armor class units. We need to start over.
Raj Koothrappali : What?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, no, no, no, not from the beginning. Just from when the tanks started moving.
Leonard Hofstadter : That was five hours ago.
Sheldon Cooper : [checking his watch] Mm, no. No, that was two hours ago. It only feels like five.
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Raj Koothrappali : [He, Penny, and Leonard show up at Howard and Bernadette's house. He's holding a bag of food carriers] Hey guys. I brought Chinese.
Penny Hofstadter : [Indicating Raj with her hands] And I brought Indian.
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Raj Koothrappali : I'm telling you, there's an acupressure point right above your ankle that can induce contractions.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : All right, but just a warning. My feet are a little swollen.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, please, Bernadette. I'm sure this... okay.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : What?
Raj Koothrappali : Nothing. Your ankles look fine, and not at all like I just popped open a can of crescent rolls.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Hey, guys.
Leonard Hofstadter , Howard Wolowitz , Raj Koothrappali : Hey.
Sheldon Cooper : Hey, I was just talking about you.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, should I ask?
Leonard Hofstadter : You should not.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm trying to get our grant proposal together. Any chance you've finished those mechanical drawings?
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, sorry. I was gonna do it last night, but I got kind of busy.
Raj Koothrappali : [winking] Yeah, you did.
Amy Farrah Fowler : What are they talking about?
Sheldon Cooper : I'll give you a hint. It's something that we have done four times.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Watched "La La Land"?
Sheldon Cooper : What? No. No. I've not watched "La La Land" four times. If you find the soundtrack on my phone, that just 'cause our iTunes accounts are linked.
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Raj Koothrappali : What about Sherman? Like, Sherman Wolowitz.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, that's a kid who's gonna take his mother to prom.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Hey, Howard, you did that, right?
Howard Wolowitz : I didn't take her. She chaperoned. We slow-danced once.
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Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, I like the name Elliott. That wasn't on my list, but I like it.
Raj Koothrappali : We've heard your names. They're ridiculous. And I have a cousin named Dilip.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : You've thought about our kids?
Sheldon Cooper : Of course. I think you and I will have exceptional children.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Aw. Well, I think so, too.
Raj Koothrappali : How many kids do you guys want?
Sheldon Cooper : Fifteen.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Two.
[giving him a weird look]
Amy Farrah Fowler : What?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, don't worry. I don't expect you to bear them all. I'm sure we can find a suitable uterus to rent.
Leonard Hofstadter : [they both turn to glance at Penny] No!
Penny Hofstadter : Uh-uh!
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Raj Koothrappali : Dude! Why didn't you call me?
Raj Koothrappali : Well, the only way that I would see my son for the first time and immediately think "I need to call Raj" is if he came out brown.