The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Neonatal Nomenclature (2018)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny Hofstadter

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• Sheldon Cooper : All right, that moves us on to the tactical shipping phase. Penny, I believe as logistics commander, that's you.

  Penny Hofstadter : Okay.

  [waving a white napkin] 

  Penny Hofstadter : I surrender.

  Sheldon Cooper : Nice try, Penny. It takes more than everybody not enjoying it to stop a game with Sheldon Cooper.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, we're talking about something important here.

  Sheldon Cooper : Fine. If you pick a baby name, can we get back to playing?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Sure.

  Sheldon Cooper : All right, here we go. Ranatanata.

  Raj Koothrappali : You can't name him Ranatanata.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, right, it's a boy. That'd be ridiculous. What about Ozymandias?

  Penny Hofstadter : Are you making these up or having a stroke?

• Sheldon Cooper : Guys, wake up. Terrible news.

  Penny Hofstadter : Oh, my god. What, what, what? Is it the baby?

  Sheldon Cooper : No. No, no, we miscalculated our unassigned armor class units. We need to start over.

  Raj Koothrappali : What?

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, no, no, no, not from the beginning. Just from when the tanks started moving.

  Leonard Hofstadter : That was five hours ago.

  Sheldon Cooper : [checking his watch]  Mm, no. No, that was two hours ago. It only feels like five.

• Raj Koothrappali : [He, Penny, and Leonard show up at Howard and Bernadette's house. He's holding a bag of food carriers]  Hey guys. I brought Chinese.

  Penny Hofstadter : [Indicating Raj with her hands]  And I brought Indian.

• Penny Hofstadter : [Trying to get Bernadette to do some yoga with her]  We go down.

  [Penny squats down effortlessly, while Bernadette tries using the chair for assistance] 

  Penny Hofstadter : Then back up.

  [She comes back up, but Bernadette is stuck] 

  Penny Hofstadter : And back up!

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yeah, hearing you is not the problem.

  [Penny gets her cell phone and points it at Bernadette] 

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : What are you doing? Put that thing away.

  Penny Hofstadter : Smile.

  [Click. The picture makes Bernadette look like she's going #2] 

• Penny Hofstadter : Hey, Bernie, it's me. I let myself in.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : [sitting on the stairs]  Hey.

  Penny Hofstadter : What are you doing? I thought you were supposed to be on bed rest.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : That's done, but I've been on stair rest for the last forty-five minutes.

  Penny Hofstadter : Here, let me help you.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Penny helps her stand up]  Yeah. If you really want to help, put on a rubber glove, reach on up there and start pulling.

  Penny Hofstadter : I know you're joking, but I grew up on a farm. I'll do it.

• Penny Hofstadter : You know, when my yoga instructor was pregnant, she told me there are tons of poses that put her right into labor.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : I'll try, but I feel like bendy poses are what got me into this mess.

• Howard Wolowitz : You okay?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Uh, I think that was a contraction.

  Howard Wolowitz : Is it time? Do we need to go the hospital?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : No. We've been through this before. My water hasn't even broken yet.

  Sheldon Cooper : Never mind your water. Has your mucus plug popped out?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Ew, no!

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, you're right. We probably would've heard that.

  Penny Hofstadter : It's not a champagne cork. Although, that would be festive.

• Penny Hofstadter : Okay, we're gonna start with some nice breathing exercises.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Sorry. I can't think of anything except how flat your belly is.

  Penny Hofstadter : Oh, thank you.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Go put on some more clothes, you bitch.

• Penny Hofstadter : When did you pick out our kids' names?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Remember that day you moved into the building?

  Penny Hofstadter : Yes.

  Leonard Hofstadter : A non-creepy amount of time after that.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : You've thought about our kids?

  Sheldon Cooper : Of course. I think you and I will have exceptional children.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Aw. Well, I think so, too.

  Raj Koothrappali : How many kids do you guys want?

  Sheldon Cooper : Fifteen.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Two.

  [giving him a weird look] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : What?

  Sheldon Cooper : Well, don't worry. I don't expect you to bear them all. I'm sure we can find a suitable uterus to rent.

  Leonard Hofstadter : [they both turn to glance at Penny]  No!

  Penny Hofstadter : Uh-uh!