The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Neonatal Nomenclature (2018)
Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : I can't believe her. She knows I don't want to name the baby after her dad.
Amy Farrah Fowler : What did you want to name him?
Howard Wolowitz : I don't know. We were gonna wait until we saw what he looked like.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, it's a baby. Her dad's a wrinkly bald man. That wasn't gonna break your way.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm sorry this is on such short notice.
Howard Wolowitz : Hey, I just wish I could be there when you present it.
Amy Farrah Fowler : That's okay. It's more important that you spend time with Michael.
Howard Wolowitz : Who's Michael?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Uh, your son?
Howard Wolowitz : No, it's not. My son doesn't have a name yet.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Okay, well, then Bernadette's son.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, we're talking about something important here.
Sheldon Cooper : Fine. If you pick a baby name, can we get back to playing?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Sure.
Sheldon Cooper : All right, here we go. Ranatanata.
Raj Koothrappali : You can't name him Ranatanata.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, right, it's a boy. That'd be ridiculous. What about Ozymandias?
Penny Hofstadter : Are you making these up or having a stroke?
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Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, what'd you name him?
Howard Wolowitz : Neil Michael. Neil for Armstrong, Gaiman, and Diamond. Michael because Bernie had to get six stitches.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Neil, that's cute.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [off screen] But we're calling him Michael!
Howard Wolowitz : I'm not gonna fight her. That kid's head was the size of a cantaloupe.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I've always liked the name Elliott.
Leonard Hofstadter : Sorry, can't have it. That's my boy name.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I said it first.
Leonard Hofstadter : It's not like calling dibs.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Yes, it is. It's exactly like that. Dibs on Elliott.
Leonard Hofstadter : I-I'm just saying we might get there first. You only have sex once a year. I'll probably have sex tonight.
[Penny gives him a weird look]
Leonard Hofstadter : Fine, you can have Elliott.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Hey, guys.
Leonard Hofstadter , Howard Wolowitz , Raj Koothrappali : Hey.
Sheldon Cooper : Hey, I was just talking about you.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, should I ask?
Leonard Hofstadter : You should not.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm trying to get our grant proposal together. Any chance you've finished those mechanical drawings?
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, sorry. I was gonna do it last night, but I got kind of busy.
Raj Koothrappali : [winking] Yeah, you did.
Amy Farrah Fowler : What are they talking about?
Sheldon Cooper : I'll give you a hint. It's something that we have done four times.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Watched "La La Land"?
Sheldon Cooper : What? No. No. I've not watched "La La Land" four times. If you find the soundtrack on my phone, that just 'cause our iTunes accounts are linked.
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Howard Wolowitz : Are there any engineers on the grant committe?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I don't know. Why?
Howard Wolowitz : I didn't have time to figure out the three-input hydraulic manifold, so this diagram is really just the flux capacitor from "Back to the Future."
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I think I got Bernadette in trouble. Maybe we should go.
Sheldon Cooper : I... I can't. She and I are playing "Campaign for North Africa".
Amy Farrah Fowler : She doesn't want to play that.
Sheldon Cooper : Neither did the Egyptians, but that didn't stop Rommel.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : What are you guys doing here?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, Sheldon texted and said Bernadette wanted us all to come over.
Sheldon Cooper : [seeing her expression] The game's best with five to ten players.
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Raj Koothrappali : What about Sherman? Like, Sherman Wolowitz.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, that's a kid who's gonna take his mother to prom.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Hey, Howard, you did that, right?
Howard Wolowitz : I didn't take her. She chaperoned. We slow-danced once.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : You've thought about our kids?
Sheldon Cooper : Of course. I think you and I will have exceptional children.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Aw. Well, I think so, too.
Raj Koothrappali : How many kids do you guys want?
Sheldon Cooper : Fifteen.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Two.
[giving him a weird look]
Amy Farrah Fowler : What?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, don't worry. I don't expect you to bear them all. I'm sure we can find a suitable uterus to rent.
Leonard Hofstadter : [they both turn to glance at Penny] No!
Penny Hofstadter : Uh-uh!