Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Chris Pine/LCD Soundsystem (2017)

Kenan Thompson: Game Show Singer, SWAT Member, Auto Shop Employee, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Jen's Spouse

Quotes 

• SWAT Captain : [voice on two-way radio]  Recon, what's going on in the neighbor's apartment?

  Sgt. Miller : Eh... not totally sure, sir. Stand by. Ehm... we got two adult males, mid- to late thirties, caucasian, having a Cotton Candy Dance Party, over

  SWAT Captain : Sorry, did you say Cotton Candy Dance Party?

  SWAT member : Eh, yes sir. We currently have eyes on two stoked dudes, eh, feeling the groove in unison, while pigging out on cotton candy, just having an absolute blast, over.

• SWAT Captain : [voice on two-way radio]  Okay, I will inform all units to be aware of the Cotton Candy Dance Party next door, over.

  Sgt. Miller : Eh, hold on, captain, be advised, Cotton Candy Party has ended.

  SWAT Captain : What's going on now?

  SWAT member : All right, this one's a little trickier. Eh, lets see, at first glance, neighbors are having what appears to be a Backpack Fashion Show, over.

  SWAT Captain : What is a Backback Fashion Show?

  Sgt. Miller : Eh... exactly what it sounds like, sir. Eh, two people showing off backpacks like they're working the runway. It's very fun and silly, but, let me just add, captain, they know it's silly, super tongue-in-cheek.

  SWAT Captain : Okay. I will advice strike team of the tonge-in-cheek Backpack Fashion Show, stand by.