- Sasha: Tina Belcher. I heard that voice and thought; "either it's Tina Belcher or the world's saddest bird."
- Henry Haber: We need at least one girl on the debate team, and ours quit to focus on the spelling bee.
- Todd: O-U-C-H.
- Tina Belcher: The metric system is dumb! We already have grams! They're called grandmas, and mine lives in Florida, thank you. And if she has to learn kilometers, she's going to get lost and never make it back to the condo.