- Bob Belcher: What are you kids doing?
- Gene Belcher: Making a religion.
- Bob Belcher: What?
- Louise Belcher: Homework.
- Bob Belcher: Oh.
- Tina Belcher: Fake religion homework.
- Bob Belcher: What?
- Tina Belcher: Nothing.
- Louise Belcher: Everyone lies on the internet. It's not a big deal.
- Judy: I learned that the hard way. Just because someone has Tony Danza on his e-mail address doesn't mean that he's Tony Danza.
- Linda Belcher: I like sandwiches.
- Bob Belcher: You smell like you do.
- Linda Belcher: You smell interesting too. You got a toothbrush, or are you still shopping around?