The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Separation Agitation (2017)
Brian Posehn: Bert Kibbler
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm sorry, Bert, but aren't you worried she's only with you for your money?
Bert Kibbler : She'd better be. On our first date, I bought her an 80-inch flat screen.
Sheldon Cooper : Your first date? Did you even measure her walls?
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Penny Hofstadter : Bert, you're a good guy. You deserve a woman who is interested in more than just your money.
Bert Kibbler : She was also interested in walking around my house in her underwear. Now the only one doing that is me.
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[last lines]
Sheldon Cooper : Hello. I'm Dr, Sheldon Cooper.
Amy Farrah Fowler : And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah-Fowler.
Sheldon Cooper : Based on the glowing reception of our recent Behind the Flags Retrospective we thought you might like to see how it all came together
Amy Farrah Fowler : So welcome to tonight's episode:
Sheldon Cooper , Amy Farrah Fowler : Fun with Flags: Behind the Behind the Flags, a Retrospective Retrospective.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, we already have our first call!
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh. Hello, you're on Fun with Flags.
Bert Kibbler : The jet-ski worked. I got her back.
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Rebecca : Where's your bathroom?
Leonard Hofstadter : Just down there.
[Rebecca leaves]
Bert Kibbler : She's so perfect, sometimes I think she isn't real. And then she goes to the bathroom, and I know she is.
Penny Hofstadter : Aww, that's so weird.
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Penny Hofstadter : So Bert, you were telling us how you updated your profile?
Bert Kibbler : Right. I wasn't getting any responses and then I added recent $625,000 MacArthur grant winner. Five minutes later, I met my soul mate.
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Raj Koothrappali : I haven't had much success meeting people online.
Bert Kibbler : I didn't either until I revamped my profile.
Sheldon Cooper : What did you do, delete your photo?